will

@willbrightback.bsky.social

queer AF 🏳️‍🌈 /🏔️DEN, CO / none of us are free til all of us are free / corg dad / nerd he/she/they/whatever you prefer

made myself officially (and ambitiously) vers on my scruff profile. let’s try this new label on (I went from totes top to totes bottom with no stop at vers lol)

my mom tried to tell me on the phone earlier that she talked to a gay christian at an al-anon meeting and was all hopeful that maybe I’d be one someday deepest apologies but I’m just a godless f*g trying to make my ancestors blush, mom

When I see a display outside a bar or restaurant that features AI-generated food that looks like wet dog poop, I know I’m in for a treat. All the time and money the owners saved on hiring a graphic designer will go towards higher quality ingredients and better wages and benefits for their employees!

Something I've noticed is that it seems like there's been a lot more diarrhea going on ever since we put a Greater Avatar of Diarrhea in charge of federal health services