Willgoose
@willgoose.bsky.social
Never entirely sure what to write here. I guess professional git sums me up. Likes annoying Tory politicians. As this place has become very popular: my opinions and utter drivel are my own and not connected to my employer
One thing that the nations of the United Kingdom all have in common, whether you are English, Welsh, Scottish or northern Irish, is we are the worst tourists. Globally despised and for a reason
One thing that the nations of the United Kingdom all have in common, whether you are English, Welsh, Scottish or northern Irish, is we are the worst tourists. Globally despised and for a reason
My wife, who by her own admission isn’t the biggest football fan, just commented that Lee Pickford isn’t playing for England this evening. I just nodded and confirmed she is correct
Piet Mondrian's work on the London Underground is exceptional.
They say that there can only be one good England team at a time out of football, rugby and cricket. Given how the football and cricket teams are playing, England rugby must be amazing #EngVDrc
Having somehow survived the London Underground I’m now sat on a train and some fucker opposite me is eating onion salad.
“This FIFA ref card has been brought to you by Budweiser” #MEXvRSA
What have we learned from today’s #springwatch? Pine Martins are dicks and Reed Warblers are stupid but excellent parents
My wife has signed up to ancestry to research her family tree. She’s added my parents and grandparents too. I’ve just found out my grandfather was a manc. There are family scandals and then there is this
A parliamentary by-election costs up to £450,000 according to recent research. That is a lot of money to waste
Reasons I couldn’t be an astronaut (apart from being overweight, stupid and lazy) I could barely take the stress from my sofa let alone being sat in a box doing 24,000mph. You guys are amazing! #artemis2
Forgotten just how good #TheAssembly is. Brilliant television
Can’t believe they let farmyard birds keep dogs as pets
Cats are such graceful, majestic creatures
Marianne Fajstrup@mariannefajstrup.bsky.social · 6mo agoCats are such graceful, majestic creatures
I bought some grass seed to redo my my very small lawn. I bought it online but forgot to check how much I actually need. Are there any football fields that need their entire pitch reseeded?
Reading and greatly enjoying This Way Up by @jayforeman.bsky.social and @markcooperjones.bsky.social and laughed out loud on a busy train where they tell the story of how snakebite and black was invented. Who knew it was so closely connected to African exploration?
The BBC snowboarding Winter Olympics commentators are making this unwatchable. Please remember the vast majority of the audience have no idea what a 17500 flipflop wicky wacky woo with a reverse Dog Star is. Maybe, just maybe explain what the hell you are in about?
I still maintain the Winter Olympics should have the same events as the summer games but on ice and snow. Ice tennis and the 100m running down a ski slope would be hilarious
