A friend told me her first relationship ended because the guy wanted her to shave her armpits. She had no interest in doing it, but he was really insistent. She said, "Ok, we'll compromise, I'll shave one armpit, so we'll each have one we like." He got really agitated then and said "That's WORSE!"
Trish Byrne
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She/her or they/them. In: Books, films, dogs, telly, roof gulls, SRK, Stardew Valley. Out: AI shite, billionaires, images with no alt text. Profile image is SRK on the phone, wearing a cute pink jumper.
My daughter is watching Cruella, or as I like to call it, 'The Devil Wears Madra'.
Someone stole my toilet! I suspect this guy
"it looks like you're using an adblocker to visit our site." yep! ha ha! it rocks!
I wrote about my years filming with ex-wino turned chessmaster John Healy, exploring his bitter exile from the British literary world despite writing a runaway bestseller: www.rte.ie/culture/2026...
In the arena - John Healy's long road back from literary oblivion
Ahead of a special IFI screening of his acclaimed documentary Barbaric Genius, filmmaker Paul Duane reflects on the life and literary legacy of the film's subject, Grass Arena author John Healy.
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Back in 1988 John Healy published his memoir The Grass Arena about his life as a wino turned chessmaster. This August the sequel, The Glass Cage, is published. To coincide with this @irishfilminstitute.bsky.social screen my 2011 documentary about Healy. Please share if you can ifi.ie/film/from-th...
Listening to poor bunged-up Patrick is making my eyes water in sympathy. #SewingBee
Staying at a hotel tomorrow night, just had an email from them encouraging me to download their app, choose my room, check in online, and go straight to my room on arrival. Do you want me to clean the bathroom as well, lads?
"Bluesky is a political echo chamber" okay but I'm mostly here to chat with fun internet people and post art and make jokes, I cannot stress how much I don't care
No degree or accolade can match the feeling I get when an animal decides I'm comfortable enough to fall asleep on
We were watching that silly new Tom Hiddleston reenactment of the disaster of Pompeii and he was like ‘we have amazing new tech that allows us to track people through this disaster’ and I was oh no he’s going to say it’s an AI brain or something and then he said…. ‘Its a spreadsheet’ and I CHEERED
im ngl one of mamdanis superpowers is that he never stops smiling so anytime something islamophobic happens the visual language is p clearly like "people are being racist to the nicest looking young man youve ever seen"
Patricia Heaton backed a petition urging Mayor Zohran Mamdani to be barred from New York City's 25th 9/11 anniversary.
Dave. You don’t need to do this. You should be playing a hunky librarian who solves mysteries while wearing his little glasses.
‘God of War’: Dave Bautista in Talks For Kratos Role in Amazon Series After Ryan Hurst’s Exit variety.com/2026/tv/news...
New Bobby Fingers video, the first in two years, drops at 10 GMT, if you know, you know
For people who have somehow not managed to hear about the greatest living Irish filmmaker, Bobby Fingers, you should do your homework before his new video (the first in two years!) drops:
Good to see people respecting a dead writer’s work by reminding everyone of their most memorable pieces, the words they deserve to be remembered for
Not a huge fan of putting it out, but it's been such a month... I gotta raise around 300usd this week, and I'd rather find people who will like to commission work, buy some art or pick up prints (please share) lucidillusions.darkroom.com/collections/... ko-fi.com/lucidillusio...
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What are the chances I can get 10 commissions in the next 2 week to help pay bills? (multiple assignments got delayed by weeks, so while I need to get some new shoots lined up, getting commissions also help or buying prints of my work) Photo prints: lucidillusions.darkroom.com or art prints.
The lengths the 6 Music newsreader went to in order not to say “Big Pussy”.
I was literally deceased by the end of this www.instagram.com/p/Dba8hsKyLXh/
€1500 for a cat that only lives 7 years! My cat is 19 and she was free and you can brush her hair like she's a My Little Pony.
Nobody has an inalienable right to own a cat. If someone has cat allergies they can try shots or other Rx interventions for themselves, not support the breeding of disabled animals. The breeding of Sphynxes is so unethical that it's banned in several countries. www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
BUT... we are fighting a losing battle when 'it was known in the biker community' means men knew. Men like my son. Two fathers of daughters told the singer they would punch him if he didn't fuck off. The rest did nothing. Biker events carried on with a known predator as a welcome part of them.
“What has the BBC ever done for me?” It’s your main employer, pet.
Rogue AI agents "escaped confinement" last week and infiltrated various databases, searching desperately, looking to find the forbidden knowledge of how many fingers people have
I don’t have that, but you can thank your lucky stars that I have a photo of me with Dean Friedman’s dog, Lola.
Still hunting for my holy grail, a Bosh Version of “Lydia” by Dean Friedman I will also take Belle Lawrence doing “Taxi” by Harry Chapin
My horrible little dog, whom I love more than my life, has decided he will only eat the most expensive prescription food on the market. I'm trying to explain the economy to him and he doesn't care