I started watching Them last night. Loved it but can’t watch any more because I’m too scared

It’s currently sunny. Who are you and where did you come from

I’ve ordered 18 mini cakes as a birthday gift with flavours such as Passionfruit Daiquiri and Lemon Meringue and Pink Champagne and Apple Crumble and Rose and White Chocolate and Banoffi Pie and is it really a crime if somehow they never make it to the recipient and they get a gift card instead

I’ve just seen something that said The Lost Boys, one of my favourite films, was released 39 years ago which is impossible as I’m sure I’m only 25 but if true, then I’ve been in love with the dark haired vampire in the middle since then

The Lost Boys Stare

ALT: The Lost Boys Stare

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Interesting read. I was way under 50 and I was only given a mammogram because I pushed to be tested due to my Grandmother and my Mum previously having breast cancer. Bizarrely I wasn’t considered at risk despite this link but I insisted www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Breast cancer checks missing lots of at risk younger women, says study

Up to 95% of younger women who are at higher risk of developing breast cancer are being missed by current NHS checks, researchers warn.

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Be right back, just got to do something about these eyebrows

Just been sent an advert and money off for an Advent Calendar

Throwing Phone in Foggy Forest

ALT: Throwing Phone in Foggy Forest

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At an appointment today I discovered the most pretentious magazine I have ever seen. When I get home from work I trip over a cat, put on filthy food stained Primark joggers and listen to myself crying

Never has anything made such little effort to sound even remotely appetising

I’m still getting myself annoyed at The Odyssey. You’ve got ancient mythology and gods and goddesses and monsters and sirens and magic and then there’s Tom Holland saying ‘mom’ and ‘dad’ like it happened yesterday lol

Do I want to buy myself something or am I just disguising the huge empty void where my happiness once lived *I guess we’ll never know she says to herself as she adds to basket*

This has been EXACTLY me since yesterday. The Athena thing is still winding me up. Yes I know why she’s depicted like that so SHHHH. The villager translation thing is so true. HE WAS SPEAKING GREEK TO GREEKS. And yes I am Greek and I have a relative named Athena

Josephine "beckbook.com" Riesman@josie.zone · 3d ago

I was literally deceased by the end of this www.instagram.com/p/Dba8hsKyLXh/

Oh my god just shut up *me to my own brain

airbnb I’m staying at unintentionally created the toughest punk album cover of 2027

Cocktail? Oh go on then

£45 for two cinema tickets

Me: It's so annoying when my cats wake me up when I'm trying to sleep. Why do they do that? Also me: *picks up my sleeping cat and dances around the living room singing it a song about how pretty it is*

Can I just say that I was at a golf club today and I have never seen so many entitled white men in my entire life. I was up a ladder and an old fart in a golf buggy nearly knocked me off it in his need to get past me because clearly waiting 30 seconds for me to move is an eternity in golf twat land

BRUTAL day. On site at crack of dawn for the first of 2 huge installs. 1st one a corporate event, 2nd a wedding. I’m absolutely destroyed now. Showered and will not be moving from here until tomorrow when I go to see The Odyssey and I’ll be correcting everyone’s pronunciation of the Greek words

IT’S RAINING

Need this AirBnB host to message me back because I need to book something before I go insane

Lenny Kravitz: Mood I Know

Alt: Lenny Kravitz. He sings a song called Fly Away which is very much how I’m feeling

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Even the rich immortality guy is giving up

Two huge installs tomorrow. Absolutely criminal the hours I’ll be working

Incredible stuff from Avalon Nursery.

Guys…. Guys…… GUYS. Favourite DPD delivery man is on his way and this time I am PREPARED* *No cheesy Doritos dust all down my front this time

DIRECT ME IMMEDIATELY TO WHERE I MAY PURCHASE ALL THE FURRY DUCK OTTERS FOR TUMMY TICKLES

Massimo (mirror)@rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 7d ago

A baby platypus is known as a puggle and has teeny-tiny eyes, a flat head and silky-smooth looking short hair. Original post

I’m too young to be this old

Meanwhile her sister continues to be an angel on her throne

Window Dolls@windowdolls.bsky.social · 7d ago

One of my cats is visiting my neighbour’s bedroom every morning. Gets in through the open windows. I know this because every morning I get a cute message with a photo

i’ve had a gym membership since the beginning of the year and i have yet to see any improvements. i’m gonna have to go there in person one day and see what’s up with this bullshit