Loren

@withano.bsky.social

I'm alive, I wear clothes, and I'm biracial.

The Ghostbusters save New York City twice and the city's response is to sue them into poverty, restrain them from ghostbusting, and prosecute them before a judge who opens the trial by announcing he doesn't believe in ghosts. I have thoughts. They are legal thoughts. www.patreon.com/posts/151418...

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From @acyn.bsky.social (posted on X) "Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal? Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail… Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you. Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."

Child at the podium: “A woo woo woo.” Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.

my pick for greatest modern-era nba photo used to be wade posing in foreground / lebron dunking in the background, but i think the new #1 is obvious. it wouldn't work nearly as well if wemby wasn't 7'4. the spurs are going nuts for the basketball head man like barney the dinosaur just came to life

photo from victor wembanyama's nba debut in which the basketball in mid-air in the foreground perfectly obscures his head so he looks like a basketball head. his spurs teammates around him are going nuts