you cannot leave your gems in the kitchen. there are too many smells! their power will be corrupted!

Good morning and welcome to God's beautiful Monday. :-) You have one billion pending messages. :-) Everybody is mad at you. :-)

One like, one secret truth revealed to me by the archangel Derek

Sure, that illustration of a fantasy warrior sitting on a throne of skulls and illuminated by a horrid flame looks cool. But what if I were to tell you he's a bad lover and negligent father

I hate to report this, but Dildomurderer has been slain by a Giant Webwood Spider in The Oracle Glade. They were level 10

im a bitch im a lover a small shorebird called a plover im a sinner im a saint. im watching "the two jakes"

KRAMER: and I said, "no weapon formed against ME will prosper!!" JERRY: well? and?? KRAMER: *crying a little* they're prospering Jerry!!!

Have a Hamm's bear

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On John Henry, American Epic Poem

It's a nice idea that "This Land Is Your Land" should be our national anthem, a wonderful song full of generous and idealistic sentiment that's actually easy to sing. (That the Star-Spangled Banner sh...

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Beano #800, November 16, 1957

okay. breaking an extremely long hiatus from making new bumper stickers for this. Ordering tomorrow, hopefully available to purchase next week!!!

for god's sake will someone please give me their terrarium facts and tips

fearbiter@wolfteeth.net · 2w ago

bought a bunch of houseplants today, started thinking about learning how to make a terrarium, then realized i have so many friends i can probably get to infodump on me about this

bought a bunch of houseplants today, started thinking about learning how to make a terrarium, then realized i have so many friends i can probably get to infodump on me about this

ARCHAEOLOGIST: tremendous... here we have a set of canopic jars, completely intact ME: *voice muffled from inside sarcophagus* my jars!!

More oldies

Air putrifier

Playing my lyre for the huddled brood of freaks

i'm totally out of practice on drawing. feels bad man

gweetings

Please do not ask me questions

What's Out There? - drawings and collage. I was looking at a lot of old ufology art and wanting to replicate some of the feel and thematic elements of it all. Not that I personally take stock in it but it just interests me, especially the things that are pre-internet or early internet. #art #collage

i watched a ton of r-rated action movies on tv at my dad's house, they were all edited tho. usa network! the first uncut one i remember was terminator 2, i was maybe 9 or 10? i was so pumped but when arnold's character rips his arm flesh off i kinda wanted to throw up

Patrick Klepek@patrickklepek.bsky.social · 3w ago

Do you remember what *your* first R-rated movie was? I finally asked my mom (I couldn't remember), and she told me it was The Lost Boys when I was roughly the same age as my daughter (about 9). The movie traumatized her more than it did me, apparently

today’s the big bike race, right?

They designed Grimace without a neck to prevent customers from strangling him

breathing is illegal now

really feels like Kim Gordon should have released a line of vaginal steaming products called Yonic Soothe. but. you cant "win em all"

believing in bigfoot on purpose

*when a skeleton touches me and all of the items ive been carrying fly off of me and land all around the dungeon* my items!!!