American police detective daytime shite on Five. Police woman has just discovered that the murder victim received a threatening message on his phone....from a BLOCKED NUMBER. How does that work?
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Flâneur. Birding, cats, fannying around on Garageband, irstwhile e-biking. A silly person.
People who don't know about the sticky fluid in trees get added to my "What's sap?" group.
Just had an endoscopy, which was as fun as you'd imagine. I enjoyed the Entonox, though and had a surreal conversation about Brutalist architecture with the gastroenterologist (I am wearing a Forton Services T shirt today). Not what you expect when you're off your head with a camera up your arse.
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Louis 〓〓@louishenwood.bsky.social · last wk.Over on X, the far-right British Patriots have launched a hate campaign against the RNLI They are recording RNLI volunteers in order to dox them, reveal their identities and publish details of where they and their families live These men are dangerous
A banana itself has three segments, yet the unpeeled banana has five faces.
When I was in the US, I saw a grizzled looking guy with a mullet sifting through a pile of vintage girls' comics in a thrift store. I think it was Dog the Bunty Hunter.
There are 46 million people on Bluesky. I made the list in 45,999,976th position.
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You can get Zippo branded glasses frames. They're like regular glasses frames, but a little lighter.
I threw a Fruitella at Wet Leg's singer and asked her to play Sabre Dance. "Catch a chew, Rhian!"
An interesting juxtaposition of late medieval and modern shipbuilding styles.
Wake up sheeple. Biscotti are just stale Farley's rusks with nuts in them.
I'm wondering how this would work if you don't have a balcony or outside power socket ie terraced houses, flats etc.
Josiah Mortimer@josiahmortimer.bsky.social · 3w agoIt's plug-in solar day! You can now buy your own balcony/garden solar set-ups in GB (not NI) and install them without an electrician, provided the devices are 'compliant'. Let me know if anyone here is planning to do it and how you get on
Gerry Cinnamon was late on because the support act Gerry Mandarin had left his gear spread all over the stage making it difficult for other acts to set up.
Another offal spill, we truly are living intestine times ... @tripeuk.bsky.social www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
West Yorkshire offal spill was 'like a horror film', says driver
Intestines fall from a lorry travelling through Hipperholme and along a section of the M62.
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The 'Beauty School Dropout' dream sequence in Grease when Frenchie has a vision of Frankie Avalon.
Fun Nature Fact: baby bears are born with fur because a mother bear can't bear to bear a bare bear
Xanadu-du-du push pineapple, shake the tree Xanadu-du-du stately pleasure dome decree
Merrill Osmond is the ultimate Osmond. The 5th of 9 siblings, he's the only one who somehow managed to look like all his siblings, even Marie. His foetus absorbed all the Osmond DNA via Osmosis.
Gordon Bennett! Alan Bennett has an older brother called Gordon.
The vocals in Tomcraft's 1999 single "Loneliness" were sampled from American R&B singer Andrea Martin. Andrea Martin died in 2021 at the age of 49. 'Tomcraft' was German techno DJ Thomas Brückner. Thomas Brückner died in 2024 at the age of 49.
I'm almost proud of how bad my eclipse photo is. The hint of lens flare gives it a slight 'Star Trek' quality. I must get it framed.
