Rhodri Marsden

@rhodri.biz

Vapid Response Unit. Tired dad. Writer, not always about tech. Gadget editor at ft.com/htsi Also, multi-faceted musical human. Perform with Scritti Politti, Cardiacs, Lost Crowns, Sweet Billy Pilgrim, Spearmint, others. More info at rhodri.biz

The English language appears to lack a word for "bystander" if those people happen to be sitting down – I guess you COULD be a sitting bystander but it sounds a bit weird in context. I bet the Germans don't have this problem. "People nearby who aren't paying much attention while sitting down" FFS

If I didn’t know better, I’d say that someone within Google was actively sabotaging the company by enshittifying its services, or in this case deciding to stop offering something I’ve used for years and thus actively making my life more difficult, all for just £14/month

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I’m bored of waking up and seeing a picture of a demonstrably shit golfer say the same old bollocks next to a tied back curtain by an aeroplane toilet

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For decades now, lurking in the back of my mind, has been a song vaguely about the zodiac that I remember hearing when I was about six years old, going on about Taurus The Bull and whatnot. I’ve occasionally looked for it to no avail 1/

BBC Breakfast peons throwing their sombreros in their air to celebrate the death of the hated Munchetty regime, Naga fleeing with the treasury to the embassy of her steadfast ally, the USA.

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Idly wondered on a morning walk how many (exact number) of people worldwide have ever turned up to a concert and been hugely disappointed because they failed to notice the words “(dj set)” in very small writing on the poster. (I failed to calculate a rough estimate)

Got up at 6.30am to attend a four year old’s birthday party which was all over by 11.30am. It was run by a young man who had been employed to run a four year old’s birthday party, and he was brilliant at it — I’ve no idea where he gets his energy from, but that might be because he’s 24 and I’m 54

The news has prompted me to address my own personal confusion between Cap Ferret (west of Bordeaux) and Cap Ferrat (south of Nice) and it’s not helped by news organisations also being confused and getting it wrong

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Watching the cricket on BBC2. Isa Guha is such a great broadcaster. She should present everything. Gardeners World. Newsnight. CBeebies. Countdown. Isa Guha’s House Of Games.

I sometimes look at my Facebook memories to see what bollocks I was spouting on this day in whatever year, and today I see this, posted during a gruelling Labour leadership contest, which hasn’t aged well, has it

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Brilliant. A friend of ours took her four year old shopping for school uniform - trousers, jumper, shirt, tie on a bit of elastic etc. They got back home, he tried it all on, looked in the mirror and said “mummy, why do I look like an old man”

I was just silently cursing Google introducing a big "Ask Gemini" button in the top right of the Chrome menubar, thinking how presumptuous and patronising it is to assume we want instant access to their accursed AI tool – but then I control clicked it and discovered I could remove it, so that's good

Two shows in one day. Thanks to everyone for coming. It was a joy! My four year old son came to the first one and I could hear him shout “daddy!” which was nice. Apparently after four songs he asked mummy to take him home, which is fair enough tbh

Mikef@mikegf.bsky.social · 3w ago

Late train home. V tired but lovely day on the Southbank. Plus I got to meet @davidwilloughby.bsky.social and @muzicgeezer.bsky.social , though no one I spoke to turned out to be @birmingham81.bsky.social !

The Picture shows Scritti Politti on stage at the Queen Elizabeth Hall