Ersatz Cliff

@www.cliffordvickrey.com

Sad, bad, and inconsequential to know

It’s fun watching the wolves devour each other, but it’s not a good sign that Laura Loomer can issue lettres de cachet that arbitrarily disappear people. Not only is Twitter now real life, it also has a secret police apparatus at its disposal

Overheard a conversation *ranking* Dolly Parton among the greatest beloved celebrity deaths of all time (“Princess frauDiana played in a *Mickey Mouse* grief league against firemen and plumbers”). Sometimes I reflect with awe on how much Bill Simmons singularly changed everyday life

We don’t know how many they’ve killed in Gaza. For years they insisted the death totals close to 100,000 were fake propaganda from the “Hamas-run health ministry,” then suddenly accepted the number as accurate to lock it in. I’d wager it’s several times that, which is why observers/media are barred

Yitzchak Goodman@yitzgood.bsky.social · 23h ago

People killed by percent in Genocides: Tutsis in Rawanda 70 - 80% Selk'nam 84 – 97% Armenians in Ottoman territory 50% or more Moriori 90 – 95% Herrero 80% Nama 50% European Jews 67% (6 million) Bosnians in Srebrenica: 33% For perspective: Gazans 3.5%

People are always surprised to learn I played basketball. In fact, I put up 22.3 PPG in the short-lived WGBL (Watergate Basketball League). In fairness, I played against elderly White House plumbers, but I like to think I’d dominate in any era

Had a dream I was watching Bar Rescue. The failing bar was owned and managed by John Cheever, who (when he was not sampling the wares) drove away patrons by regaling them with meditations about midcentury America’s flight to suburbia. I’m starting to detest my subconscious

I hate hate HATE Discord. Hate the concept, hate the implementation. If the only way to save the Internet from AI bot traffic is to turn it into an archipelago of tightly controlled and unsearchable gated communities, then we might as well shut it down

A depressing thought I had is that some products were “too early” because the technology wasn’t there yet [Newton vs i(Phone|Pad)]. But the Google Glass was too early for a sociological reason: more people had shame about recording (or being perceived to record) others without their consent in 2013

Had a dream I was listening to a revivalist preacher sermonize against the sport of power walking (”God gave us two forms of locomotion: walking if you want to go slow, and running if you want to go fast. That’s it! To combine the two is an arrogant presumption”). It was alarmingly plausible

The latest Kitchen Nightmares (“Boodles”) made no sense to me. I get it‘s TV but I don’t think Gordon was fair to the owner’s son with the bad haircut (screaming at him for not trying harder to “step up” & take over his father’s failed $1.5 mil-in-debt greasy spoon, as if that should be his “dream”)

KNOW THE POP CULTURE RULES Rupert Holmes: ”Here’s a song about cheating on each other, *with* each other.” (“Awww…you’re sweet!”) Kevin Smith: “Here’s a tweet about that same exact thing.” (“Hello…Human Resources?!?!”)

Pasternak ridiculed Soviet communists by saying, “they’re easy to get along with, as long as you love what you hate and hate what you love” (paraphrasing from memory). However: that appears to have become a minimum job requirement for white-collar work in the U.S. Have you *seen* LinkedIn lately?