Cliff

@cliff.leaninto.it

Dipshit programmer with a hobby farm

It's 2026, the only ways to juice the growth of a social media platform anymore are to add gambling, add porn, and or become more right wing.

This is Loki, our Maine Coon and the cat of our hearts, and he went missing today. We have no idea how he got out, but he’s an elder, indoor cat, the whole region’s in an intense heat wave, and we’re really scared. I doubt I have any followers here in Martinez, CA, but if so, help? It’s SO hot

A Maine Coon cat lying on top of a messenger bag and assorted other items

PETA might have made, and bear with me for a moment, one of the sexiest lobster cosplays I've ever seen

PETA demonstration where a beautifuly curvy woman is painted red and put on a giant plate with text that reads "GO VEGAN"

ANTHROPIC: Our son loves humanity and for the low price of trillions and trillions of dollars will usher in an era of unprecedented peace and prosperity! OPENAI: Our horrible oafish son is hacking web sites without our permission. ANTHROPIC: (eyes narrowing) Our son is also evil

Hard to empathize with an ivy league doofus named Leopold who looks like The Scarecrow from a Batman comic, but it is nuts that Citadel went on a 2 month long market manipulation campaign just to pop this one dude's fund. Not to mention the trail of retail investors left in the wake