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Where Is the Good Worth Fighting For in Rings of Power?
Season 3 presses into the darkness
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Red Cross worker distributes snacks and juice to volunteers who just gave blood:
genuinely think of this any time something bad happens, buried fully into my brain
JRR Jokien (joshcarlosjosh)@www.jrrjokien.com · 2y ago“I wish it need not have happened in my time,” said Frodo. “lmao" said Gandalf, “well it has.”
As a Dawn, I approve and co-sign this plan.
JRR Jokien (joshcarlosjosh)@www.jrrjokien.com · 7mo agoMy goals for 2026 are simple. I shall be: 1. Not dark, but beautiful and terrible as the Dawn! 2. Treacherous as the Sea! 3. Stronger than the foundations of the earth! 4. All shall love the new me, and despair!
My goals for 2026 are simple. I shall be: 1. Not dark, but beautiful and terrible as the Dawn! 2. Treacherous as the Sea! 3. Stronger than the foundations of the earth! 4. All shall love the new me, and despair!
Sometimes I like to imagine Gandalf actually saying this in those exact words and I feel better for 5 minutes because I'm laughing.
JRR Jokien (joshcarlosjosh)@www.jrrjokien.com · 2y ago“I wish it need not have happened in my time,” said Frodo. “lmao" said Gandalf, “well it has.”
reminded of the greatest tweet of all time, for some reason
JRR Jokien (joshcarlosjosh)@www.jrrjokien.com · 2y ago“I wish it need not have happened in my time,” said Frodo. “lmao" said Gandalf, “well it has.”
The @www.jrrjokien.com "No Peace in Middle-earth As White Oliphant Gift Exchange Goes Terribly Wrong" piece was what I needed to read today. www.jrrjokien.com/p/no-peace-i...
No Peace in Middle-earth As White Oliphant Gift Exchange Goes Terribly Wrong
RIVENDELL—A local White Oliphant gift exchange went awry this Yule season when the assembled partygoers at the Company Holiday Party of Elrond devolved into a heated argument that left all present sha...
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GANDALF: Can you see anything? FRODO: There's nothing…Wait. There are markings. It's some form of Elvish. I can't read it. GANDALF: There are few who can. The language is that of Mordor, which I will not utter here. In the common tongue it says, "Light the lamp, not the rat."
witch-king of angmar be like: GROND, is this true?
Jerry Chen@jcsalterego.bsky.social · 11mo agoemily dickinson be like: bog is this true
This from @amymantravadi.bsky.social via @www.jrrjokien.com last week was a nice perspective. www.jrrjokien.com/p/is-eowyn-a...
Is Éowyn Alright?
Mae govannen, friends!
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but they were, all of them, deceived, for another rapture was predicted
taking immediate psychic damage by checking my phone and flooding my brain with all the terrible things going on in the world the instant my eyes open in the morning:
me looking through my hoodies the instant the first hint of Fall arrives:
I have tossed out the shrimp that we got from Walmart and which you were probably saving for dinner Forgive me the were radioactive so contaminated and glowing
TOLKIEN: the Paths of the Dead was an *evil* place READER: ok TOLKIEN: even the TREES were evil READER: cool TOLKIEN: *so* evil that not even Legolas could long endure the trees READER: oh %*$@
PASSION OF THE CHRIST RESURRECTION OF THE CHRIST 2 RESURRECTION, 2 CHRIST RESURRECTION OF THE CHRIST: DAMASCUS DRIFT
Mel Gibson’s ‘Resurrection of the Christ’ to Now Be Two Films That Will Both Open in Spring 2027
Gibson is directing the follow-up to one of the biggest independent movies of all time, 'The Passion of the Christ.'
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air bud implies the existence of earth bud, water bud, and fire bud. long ago, the four buds lived together in harmony. then everything changed when the fire bud attacked
but they were, all of them, deceived, for another air bud was made
Culture Crave 🍿@culturecrave.co · last yr.First poster for ‘Air Bud Returns’ 🏀 In theaters Summer 2026
Kids, Superman is the number one movie in America, but you know who else was sent by his Father in the Heavens to Earth as a baby? Open your Bibles with me...
It started out with a kiss cam, how did it end up like this?
Prime Day was originally a pagan festival before Emperor Bezos changed the date of the celebration at the Conference of Nicaea
the tariffs will continue until morale improves