SHIKABANE ꒰ DOUCHEBAG ꒱
@x-shikabane-x.bsky.social
【 A DOUCHEBAG OC VARIANT 】 31 yr writer. MDNI. written by https://mary 🔔
( 𝒜 𝓌𝑜𝓇𝓁𝒹 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉'𝓈 𝒽𝑒𝓇'𝓈, 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓎𝑒𝓉... ) #MVRP ⚠️Parody; not affiliated with any artists. ( sħɇ's Ⱥłønɇ. )
mary 🔔 twelve miis need my help. i'm so cooked.
SHIKABANE ꒰ DOUCHEBAG ꒱@x-shikabane-x.bsky.social · 2w agomary 🔔 i have been neglecting my miis to make a layout for @killjoylifez.bsky.social and i'm KINDA happy with how it came out!! feel free to follow if you want!! i am using a FC for that douchebag variant. i just think it fits.
mary 🔔 i have been neglecting my miis to make a layout for @killjoylifez.bsky.social and i'm KINDA happy with how it came out!! feel free to follow if you want!! i am using a FC for that douchebag variant. i just think it fits.
⠀⠀ ɪ ᴡ͟ᴀ͟ɴ͟ᴛ͟ᴇ͟ᴅ sᴏ 𝕭𝐀𝐃𝐋𝐘 ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ 𝕷𝑶𝑽𝑬𝑫 、ɪ sᴛ͜ᴀʀ͡ᴛᴇᴅ ʏᴇʟʟɪɴɢ ᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ﹙ ᴡʜᴏʟᴇ ﹚𝖂𝐎𝐑𝐋𝐃 、
─ ๋࣭ ✦.【 𝕸𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐔𝐌 𝕸𝐀𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐔𝐌 . 】@dogsins.bsky.social · 2mo ago ⠀⠀ɪ sᴛᴀʀᴛᴇᴅ 𝕮𝐀𝐑𝐕𝐈𝐍𝐆 ﹙ 𝕳𝑶𝑳𝑬𝑺 ﹚ɪɴ ᴍʏ 𝕱𝐀𝐂𝐄 、sᴏ sᴏᴍᴇ ˗ˋˏ𝕷𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻ˎˊ˗ᴄ͟ᴏ͟ᴜ͟ʟ͟ᴅ ɢᴇᴛ 𝕴𝐍 —
hopefully he has something to cook the frozen food that shikabane eats. have fun eating ice food. unless he decided to take some energy drinks too. either way? he isn't going to have a good time.
★ Day ★ (On the lam hedgehog)@morosecrown.bsky.social · 2w agoSunglasses are over his eyes that have dilated hearing the bullet and being in such a close proximity to it. He has taken only a small bit of the food, and is briskly running off. He's not exactly thinking so well right now.
mary 🔔 i have so many DB variants. we have: douchebag, anti-douchebag, charlotte, shikabane, dollie, esther, and agent serena. feel free to interact with them 👍 I THINK that's all of them!! i might flip OM DB. we shall see. otherwise?? yeah.
a bullet suddenly hits the doorframe. inches away from his head. it was intended as a warning shot. he better get out if he doesn't want to piss her off. 💧
★ Day ★ (On the lam hedgehog)@morosecrown.bsky.social · 2w agoHe's stealing food from the reader's place. A I.ou is placed on the door.
mary 🔔 you're way too late. . . . . the deed has already been done.
Knuckles@radredechidna.bsky.social · 2w ago//another douchebag variant?? /silly
📲 i wasn't planning on eating the pumpkins. 📲 but actually. you've given me an idea. i know you probably prefer meat, but do you like pumpkin pie. shikabane could always look for pumpkin pie recipes online!! she wasn't much of a chef and preferred to eat frozen dinners. it wouldn't hurt to try.
𝘒𝘙𝘠𝘗𝘛@kryptthekangahog.bsky.social · 2w ago📲: Not really. Vegetation's hard to come by, down here. 📲: Lots of folks prefer meat, anyways.
( watching the overpowered twink run his mouth again. taking a sip of an energy drink )
the former assassin wasn't going to explain how /everybody/ prompted that cautiousness from her. it was stupid, in her opinion, to lower her guard when /anything/ could happen. the gamer didn't find it worthwhile to attempt further conversation. nazo had already proven himself to be arrogant. --
✶ ─なぞなぞ ?¿@nazomekuperfected.bsky.social · 2w ago⠀ The prolonged wait for replies did not seem to bother him, infact he was rather patient . 〝 Your lack of expression doesn't change my conclusion . The way you carry yourself says enough . Experienced, cautious ... enough to keep your guard up without being foolish to provoke a fight . 〞 +
mary 🔔 would you guys be mad at me if i made another douchebag variant. i promise this is the last one. I PROMISE.
news from an acquaintance of an acquaintance: there was a house party down the street in central city. apparently, all the preppy college kids were going!! shikabane was barely interested, though after an early night of writer's block, she appeared fashionably late at around 9:21 p.m. --
SHIKABANE ꒰ DOUCHEBAG ꒱@x-shikabane-x.bsky.social · 2w ago
the black hoodie and mask was noticed, causing her to subtly raise her brow judgmentally. shikabane could remember the dangers of drawing attention to oneself in their field of work. since the hitman didn't recognize her, shikabane placed her headphones back on and continued her shopping. --
▬ι𓆃 💥 𝐻𝘌𝘓𝘓ˊ𝘚 𝒞𝘖𝘔𝘐𝘕ˊ 𝒲𝘐𝘛𝘏 𝑀𝘌@hitforhire.bsky.social · 2w ago< the assassin was in the isle of the cleaning products area. he was also holding a faded red basket. however, he's wearing a black hoodie and a mask to cover up himself. ₊
