Posting some #NationalUnderwearDay art content by the expert bulge drawer and assesser @vawdkot.bsky.social!

Quality control on my fruit snacks said "boy i hope you like grape"

Waterparks is woke and I'm here for it. youtu.be/xAyOT5uPH0Y?...

Waterparks - GIRLS NEED GUNS [Official Visualizer]

YouTube video by Waterparks

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Wow, didn't expect to see the news about Kavinsky this morning. RIP, an absolute genre defining artist.

These are called Rugal Folds but you can called them lippy grippys

Laying on the couch and the only sound in the house is the soft, quiet breathing of my dog. Utterly peaceful for a Sunday morning.

I hope Tycho becomes a bed sleeper eventually.

If life events from the past year have taught me anything, there are people that no matter how much you try to help them, they'll never rise to meet the moment. And I don't fucking need them in my life.

One of those mornings where I was asleep so deeply when the alarm went off I feel like I was ripped through time and space to consciousness

15/10 doggy TV today.

sometimes you just have days where you wanna bite the fuck outta people

I try not to subtweet but if your response to "No, I'm not interested in a relationship, my breakup was very traumatic and I need time" is to block me everywhere and delete our chat history, you have some serious problems and need to check yourself. Terminally online behavior, go touch grass.

I'm getting another one in the next year or two.

told em extra lettuce on my taco bell order

I think Tuesday or Thursday needs to be repurposed to a dedicated grass touching day because some terminally online folks are not ok.

Walking outside today has made my eyes watery, sinuses angry, and chest hurt. Gonna have to tariff all this smoke /s

It’s worth noting that Taco Bell identified the source before the FDA did, and promptly pulled it from their stores. The FDA didn’t even name the source until Taylor Farms outed themselves, and hasn’t issued a recall. Basically, Taco Bell is now a more reliable authority than the FDA.

Forbes@forbes.com · 3w ago

Taylor Farms, which supplies major fast food and grocery chains, was identified as the possible source of the cyclosporiasis outbreak Thursday.

Update: well that’s wild y’all. Filter on top is a clean, unused one fresh out of its packaging. Filter on bottom was the same when I installed it yesterday evening; this is what it looks like after roughly 24 hours of HVAC in Chicago’s blanket of wildfire smoke.

Trying to explain to my 1 year old puppy that he can't have his usual hour or two of outside time first thing in the morning because decades of disregard for the climate has set our northern neighbors ablaze and we're all suffering the consequences because we share the same fucking planet.

Buying a high velocity dryer for my dog was a big brain move, even if I didn't like the upfront cost, lol.

Remember to teach your shep friends how to 'Sit!', you never know when it'll become a useful skill 😵‍💫🫠💦 🌭: @xasyr.bsky.social 🎨: @koteikodead.bsky.social

regex makes my head hurt

I love my sleepy lil big man.

if i'm so intelligently designed how do i manage to choke on my own spit at least once a month and almost cough myself to death in the process check mate, creationists.

this is really hot in a way i can't quite explain but i like it a lot

Peyote🔞 COMMS OPEN@peyotethehyena.bsky.social · 4w ago

Fox training Mystery Box for TheLightwoodFox

I do not like when my dog who rarely barks wakes up and runs to the backdoor and starts very distinctly alert barks at 430am.

Speeding down the interstate Drove two thousand miles already Watched the sky turn night today Felt the cold in February Packed my life up in a suitcase Praying you would not forget me All alone I lay awake Thinking the world was out to get me www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFOg...

No Love for the Middle Child - February (Official Audio)

YouTube video by No Love For The Middle Child

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Microsoft out here doing economic homicide to thousands all in the name of line go up Disgusting.

Finished the campaign for Project Wingman. What an awesome story and loving homage to Ace Combat.

I hate waking up and knowing I was a sweaty boy while sleeping solely because of how gross I feel