[exhausted Billy Joel voice, singing trending topics continuously since 2020] "Jensen Huang sex pot trap, Russell Brand's ten year rap"

Strange Thing

IGN@ign.com · last wk.

The live-action Stranger Things prequel series has its first teaser trailer and a 2028 release window. Check it out here: https://bit.ly/4ehi6JV

magic: the gathering: the movie: THE RIDE: the incident: the lawsuit

daryl "low quality copper" b 🏳️‍⚧️@hypercubexl.bsky.social · last wk.

I can't wait for magic: the gathering: the movie: THE RIDE

This is what they stole from us

We The Purple@xequalsalex.bsky.social · 2w ago

This is what they were looking at btw

Soften up a horror film. The Hills Have One 'i' Technically

Donna Rees@donnarees.bsky.social · 2w ago

Soften up a horror film. I Spit On Your Gravy.

Soften up a horror film IT (but like for computers)

Ryan and his Riverbrook Lake Farms Heritage Turkey@ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 2w ago

Soften up a horror film. Normal Activity

Let me guess… Someone Stole Your Sweetroll

Nintendo Life@nintendolife.com · 2w ago

Bethesda Is Reportedly Ready To Reveal The Official Title Of The Elder Scrolls VI (Repost)

perfect, no notes

Never Forget

Make it not so, Number One

Bluesky has four kinds of users.

Bracken MacLeod 𖤐 ⚰@brackenmacleod.bsky.social · 2w ago

Bluesky has four kinds of users.

My man looking like he's announcing new AI-powered fire

Simon Christiansen@simonchris.bsky.social · 3w ago

The Neanderthal Museum in Mettmann, Germany has an exhibit showing a Neanderthal man in a modern suit.

What is it about detectives in movies eating sandwiches in their cars that makes it look like the best sandwich ever?

🎵This Charmin man🎵

They should make a news that's good

Add piss to a band name 30 Seconds to Piss

world wide weeb ☣︎@numetalweeb.bsky.social · 4w ago

Add piss to a band name Piss Bizkit

Whalefall.

Sports phrases that sound sexual but aren’t: Reverse play

President Warren G. Harding@popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 4w ago

Sports phrases that sound sexual but aren’t: Ball-handling skills

Movie --> Porn Parody You Can See Everything (Wink, Wink)

emceekayvee@youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 4w ago

Movie --> Porn Parody One Flew Over the Cuck's Nest

Boyz 3 Men

Jason the Average ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤@jasontheaverage.bsky.social · last mo.

Runs and Goses

It's called hypertrichosis. Maybe you've furred of it.

gamera obscura@ohrobin.bsky.social · last mo.

It’s called astigmatism. Maybe you’ve blurred of it.

Meanestrone

Rest in peace, Ziggy. You lived a long cat life, saw many different countries, met many wonderful people (who all fell in love with you), and kept me company for 17 years. You were, quite simply, the greatest cat, a perfect roommate, and my best friend. I will miss you forever, sugarbear.

The gaming industry is really just a layoff industry that occasionally makes games

GamesIndustry.biz@gibiz.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Xbox reportedly set to announce second round of layoffs this week Report suggests platform holder will "consolidate several of its game studios" amid ongoing restructuring www.gamesindustry.biz/xbox-reporte...

Cats should simply never get sick and live forever. It's going to hurt like a motherfucker to lose this guy and I'm not ready

Oh hell yes www.polygon.com/ridley-scott...

Ridley Scott Confirms an Unexpected Alien Sequel Is on the Way

Ridley Scott is working on a sequel to 'Alien: Covenant'

polygon.com

ok, what? holy shit... FREE Witcher 3 remaster?!?!?

OK, but Usain Bolt didn't run into a wall doing it and then have to get carried out on a stretcher.

NBC News@nbcnews.com · 3mo ago

A Chinese humanoid robot outran Usain Bolt’s 100-meter sprint world record on the opening day of the World Humanoid Robot Games in Beijing, posting a time of 9.39 seconds — 0.19 faster than Bolt’s pace in 2009.