How old do you think the youngest person to ever drive with one of these is right now?
Sky Rambo - OFFICIAL
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P1. OKState & Dallas Cowboys. Amateur Ninja. I want to be the Brad Wesley of my hometown.
PSA: I suffer no fools that spam text me for politics
them: when exactly did you become so jaded me: around the time i stopped wearing candy necklaces
Mr. Belding was an underappreciated character
Richard Belding: I'm Not A Straw, Don't Suck Up
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(Narrator Voice) but buckling up would be unnecessary that fall afternoon...
Sky Rambo - OFFICIAL@xhandletaken.bsky.social · 3d agoBuckle up for this afternoon. Rangers (must win) game at 2:10 pm Astros (must lose) game at 2:05 pm Cowboys vs Brazil at 3:25 pm According to sources, 4:30 - 5:30 PM will "be absolute bonkers" in DFW
Buckle up for this afternoon. Rangers (must win) game at 2:10 pm Astros (must lose) game at 2:05 pm Cowboys vs Brazil at 3:25 pm According to sources, 4:30 - 5:30 PM will "be absolute bonkers" in DFW
Tim Heidecker: Sports
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The worst customers anywhere you go. Especially if they're cashing in scratch offs to then turn around and buy more scratch offs.
Greg the Miller@gregthemiller.bsky.social · 5d agogod always sends his most “buying 50 unique scratchers” in front of his most “running late” people in line
I just found out the hard way that the cashier at my local convenience store calls EVERY guy "Boss", not just me. Please respect my privacy at this time.
Hello Darkness My Old Friend Meme
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Get me a giant mallet that shoots a spring-loaded boxing glove out of the end ASAP
me: come back please i'm sorry i didn't appreciate you enough the weekend:
I have no idea what a portion of salmon is supposed to be
Meet the first new cat species discovered in 100 years: Leopardus tilcayo
Meet the First New Cat Species Discovered in 100 Years
A small, spotted tiger cat from Bolivia may just be the beginning of a wave of new small cat species.
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Quick question: if someone failed at getting their masters degree, can they claim they were working on getting their doctorate?
There are times when a call is better than texting. There are times when texting is better than calling. There is never, ever a situation where a 9 minute long voice note is best or necessary.
Do kids these days still have to do DIY textbook covers in school?
The fact that they were worse than the Panthers, who gave up 59 points, is WILD
Sheil Kapadia@sheilkapadia.bsky.social · 2w agoBased on EPA/drive, the Cowboys had the worst defensive performance by any team in Week 1. It was worse than all but one of their defensive games last year. Among 574 games since the start of last season, it ranked 571st. 7 possessions: 4 TDs, 1 punt, 1 fumble, ran clock out.