the smell of that first pot of coffee in the morning tho
Cosmic Clau
@cosmicclau.bsky.social
"Without hope, without witness, without reward" "The best part about your opinion, is that it doesn't matter" Gen X hermit Dog Mum She/her Tired Meh I found these on the floor https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4gaf6ocrfcm5fr7cad5oa63p/feed/aaadxi62w5evu
This skeet is dedicated to the moron who brings a tape measure to a used furniture sale and measures everything except the door it has to fit through.
give this man a fish and he'll tell you to git tae
Cosmic Clau@cosmicclau.bsky.social · 19h agogive a man a fish and he'll look at you suspiciously and ask what happened to the chips
Purple Hornet Consortium is at the top of this page. Red comes after the before but here. It's happenstance, a meeting of primaries. Chasing riverside, I found my blue after a dreidel spin. A flowing, unsweetened mischief. At the end now, it's parent apparent to a rainbow kitten surprise.
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ask not for whom the bell tolls, because idk. they didn’t leave a message
give a man a fish and he'll give it back and say "I'd prefer chicken".
Cosmic Clau@cosmicclau.bsky.social · 19h agogive a man a fish and he'll look at you suspiciously and ask what happened to the chips
Vibe shifted with my doctor when I said I was up to 2 packs a day. Only got worse when he found out I meant hotdogs
i carry around a calculator so in the event of a disaster i can be confident in the aftermath
I don't really care if you cheat when you post your lock screen, nobody here is the boss of you. but I've posted this before if you scroll several years deep in media tab as proof. And so on.
Eelaware@eelaware.bsky.social · 14h agoNo cheating post your lock screen
When I was a teen, my friend and I wanted to see how many times we could go around a roundabout before the cops pulled us over. The answer is 16
I tried screaming into the void but all I got was "You're call is very important to us. Please stay on the line for the next available operator." Then I spent an hour listening to cheap jazz covers of pop music.
Whenever someone is doing math in their head, I just squint and give a good thinking face, then agree with whatever answer they got.
Using some of my 4 weeks paid annual leave or one of 17 sick days or 5 days of my 14 week long service leave while chewing on cheap prescription drugs that keep me alive to watch American news "wow! Greatest country in the world"
Now I pass with borrowed words, struggling with spells and slogans, tenses there to never match.
When a remote majesty and the potential for new discovery and danger see you as an adventure, don't just quit your job. Get itchy. Make people lost and call me. I'm a wheeler dealer sayin scat instead of shit
"Let me collect my thoughts" I say as I walk out the door, never to be heard from again.