if your car has an led strip that runs the width of the nose you are a clown with no taste
i used to think that the little rush from making a beautiful woman laugh was kinda pathetic but then i read about the hank green ai intervention thing and clearly it could be much worse
preordered a tran girlismo shirt and a bunch of shapes place stickers, let's gooooooooooooo
having to take ai training at work despite being a vocal ai hater seems like punishment tbh i am *never* going to use this shit, leave me alone
it's cool that the amd software/drivers keep making my shit lock up good thing gpus are inexpensive in case it's actually a hardware issue
spent like five hours fighting with the exhaust on the focus and decided to call it once i started singing creed's "one last breath" to myself under the car
it rocks to run into a problem with a car and when you start to do research everyone is like "yeah they just do that"
i had a 95 with the 4-cylinder and on one hand, anything past half throttle just made more noise and didn't make the car go faster but on the other it averaged 40mpg highway also the brakes caught fire one time great little car tbh
Uri Halevi@uhalevi.bsky.social · 5d agoIt’s never too early to teach your kids about the 1992 Mazda MX-3
a nice thing about having accepted Being Old is that i can see some slang term or whatever and think "none of my business" instead of immediately looking it up so i know what people are talking about
I didn't get where I am by doing things the smart way.
listening to the offspring on a whim and suddenly remembered that the xj i was given as a christmas bonus one year came with "smash" in the cassette deck and a maxim magazine with eliza dushku on the cover under the driver's seat
use AI to find the bugs / use AI to fix the bugs / the fix has bugs / use AI to find the bugs / use AI to fix the bugs / the fix has bugs / use AI to find the bugs / use AI to fix the bugs / the fix has bugs / use AI to find the bugs / use AI to fix the bugs / the fix has bugs / use AI to find the b
FinTwitter@fintwitter.bsky.social · last wk.GOOGLE, MICROSOFT REPORT RECORD NUMBER OF SOFTWARE BUGS AS US SAYS KNOWN CYBER VULNERABILITIES SET TO FAR EXCEED 2025 TOTAL
was completely unprepared for her voice when i unmuted
Howard Mortman@howardmortman.bsky.social · 2w ago"Cool kids on the Internet. They're doing the cool kid chatter. Some of 'em might be the coastal elites, making fun of how I talk. But let's be real. They're making fun of Michigan. They're thinking they're better than us. Their jokes, their criticism, only make me fight harder." -- Haley Stevens
saw a lucid air on 95 today and when i first spotted it in my side mirror my immediate thought was "weird prius" so that's what those are to me now
you used to have to go into the mines, and sometimes you would never come back
Chris Person@papapishu.bsky.social · 2w agoWhile I understand the desire to avoid doing fiddly bullshit to game I really don’t think PC gaming is that fiddly relative to its history. You used to have to do crimes to get music to work properly.
there's a glp-1 commercial that uses sleigh bells' "riot rhythm" and every time it comes on i take psychic damage
The Red Sox have won fourteen games in a row and I haven’t double checked the math but I think that means I’m never going to die.
this obviously is all bad and i would never defend a chatbot but like night cereal is pretty good
Molly White@molly.wiki · 2w agoalcoholic trying to get sober after a relapse tells Google's "Health Coach" about it. it tells them to drink every hour and messages them to make sure they're drinking as soon as they wake up.
this is admittedly a petty complaint in the grand scheme of things but it sure would be nice if automotive youtubers that sell white t-shirts checked to see if they're fucking see-through before selling them
fuckass neighbors are setting off a ton of fireworks in the street which means they will never be able to tell me shit about how loud my cars are
i'm not sure i've ever listened to protest the hero much but got recommended the new album and it is exactly my shit, these riffs are heaters time to go through their catalog
i think i accidentally got into watches, which is a really embarrassing thing to have happen ebay alerts set for weird old seikos and everything
the fact that buddy holly opens with "what's with these homies dissin' my girl? / why do they gotta front?" and we, as a nation, didn't immediately bully rivers cuomo out of the public eye forever is one of the great failings of our time
simultaneously the stupidest and most perfect way to make a floating trem dive-only I've ever seen
