Getting into a codependent relationship with an older woman [former coworker becoming manager and trying to convince me not to quit]
True peace is accepting that the gay little wink you've been doing in photos for like 8 years is never going away. No excuse for vanity-posting I'm just a glutton for vice.
Oh, yesterday? Yeah I watched The Universe of Manas, a cinematic essay about the Kyrgyz national epic - oh, today? Today I watched Surf's Up! (2007) Yeah with the penguins yeah
The stance. The presence. Little batons slightly askew. One footman visibly abandoning himself to despair. The shattering self belief of 800 years of hereditary aristocracy given awe-inspiring form.
Utilising non-passing privilege by going shirtless on a hot day.
Vicious intra-alter blood feud over whether it's better to be bouba or kiki
Every time I see the 2002 lesbian [Yeah, I Checked, What About It] trance DJ on this album cover I get a step closer to buying wrap-around shades.
never thought the sound of the Gion Shōja bells would echo the impermanence of *my* things
Having such a nice work week you develop a fun new celebratory facial twitch.
"I could take her away from all this" is the mind killer, it is the little fallacy of self-sacrifice that precedes true obliteration of self. Nevertheless,
When rest actually works you have to admit it's pretty terrific. Sitting down and treating yourself gently for the day and feeling better and less out of it afterwards? I thought you were just meant to feel ashamed and spaced-out, as if you'd wasted something precious. Wild times.
Remarkable work in the field of Nepotism by Pope Paul V. How do you spend millions of florins on nepotism alone? One of the all-time great simoniacs, in a crowded field.
english isn't for cowards. if you're not saying 'torpify,' that's a skill issue. there's no Académie Française telling you what to do. if you try to type 'pallific' and freak out when you see a little red underline, maybe you're not ready to roll with the big dogs.
Enjoying the largest pizza physically available to me and wondering what the experience of my home is like to others.
RIP to John Blanche, the best to ever do it. Before Warhammer was even Warhammer he understood what it was: weird, gross, unsettling, maximalist.
if nothing is ever gonna stop happening it would be good if at least something started happening
Working full time is crazy. I'm spending all of my time either slacking off to flirt with girls, doing back breaking manual labour, listening to trance music while baked in bed or trying to squeeze in enough lesbianism to avoid forgetting who I am.
Bolting upright in bed at 5am. I figured it out. Trance Trans Revolution.
Was griping with a coworker the other day about how we were both suddenly boiling at work. Occurred to me, as I remembered this conversation with my older lady colleague, that we're probably both menopausal. Ah, the rich tapestry of life.
In ancient times Scythian transgender priestesses used to drink horse piss as a form of HRT. That’s why for Trans Pride I’m partnering with Strongbow Original Cider