I really need to get on eBay and track down the single worst piece of band merch I’ve ever seen
300 followers: i am the modern day publius. my posts on bluesky will be preserved and debated by philosophers and political scientists for generations to come 30,000 followers: doing my geralt of rivia as a troubled teen mom bit again
I included the last clip to show, after four decades in different band configurations together, through failure and debts and success and alcoholism and and recovery, the tenderness of two homies who reached the mountaintop
arr@arr.bsky.social · 4d agoI think this is one of the great career arcs in the long, weird history of long, weird rock careers
Here is the lifehack: if you have a dishwasher, the invisible film left behind by the cycle will dramatically impact the non-stickness of stainless steel especially with something as sensitive as an egg. Wash the pan with soap and water before you cook the egg. This has been a Dave Thorpe Original
arr@arr.bsky.social · 3d agoI believe I’ve discovered a 0-day lifehack. To my knowledge it has not been published anywhere. It concerns cooking an egg in a stainless steel pan without it sticking. Is there any kind of bounty program for this?
I believe I’ve discovered a 0-day lifehack. To my knowledge it has not been published anywhere. It concerns cooking an egg in a stainless steel pan without it sticking. Is there any kind of bounty program for this?
I think this is one of the great career arcs in the long, weird history of long, weird rock careers
Edgar Mix Tier List 💯💯 S: Freeze Dried Olives 🫒 Pretzel Rounds 🥨 A: Wasabi Mustard Raisins (Some ppl Find These GROSS?) 🖕 B: M&Ms 🍬 yr fat ass picks these out first C: Rye Rods 🥖, Figs D: Ranch Cubes 🤢 F: Peanuts 🥜 bro if your Edgar Mix got peanuts you are POOR bro... get DELUXE Edgar Mix bro ❌❌
A wonderful artifact of the pre-AI century was the fact that people could write lyrics and send them to weird Nashville song mills and actual, living studio musicians would have to sing about how a blind man's penis is erect because he's blind www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vFF...
John Trubee Blind Man's Penis
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Imagine being a rat and finding a little red sweater that fits perfectly and says RAT
Pig, you stink of sewage. Back to your sty.
Disney Sing-Along Songs: Collection of All-Time Favorites - The Magic Years (1997) VHS : 314s
I got a bunch of limes the other day and the cashier asked if I wanted a bag and I made the split second decision to spare him the standard “no thanks I juggle” line. I think this is a sign of maturity/personal growth
I don't know about you guys but I innately trust Tony V and think his vibe is spot-on
if you think ageism doesn't exist, explain to me why when I go to costco with my five-year-old daughter, she gets a smiley face drawn on the receipt. but when i go alone, no smiley face. lawsuit?
A24’s ‘Elden Ring’ Film Stalled After Red Phantom Named TwinkPunisher Invades Set https://theonion.com/a24s-elden-ring-film-stalled-after-red-phantom-named-twinkpunisher-invades-set/
the fool: I would have to choose between looking at an image of Ray Wise feeding a squirrel and an image of Ray Wise giving a thumbs up the scholar:
my sources are saying it's bedlam at chex HQ largely due to the dot's moves. management shakeups imminent. the pretzel rounds guys are fine as always, but the wheat chex and rye chip teams aren't buying any green bananas
arr@arr.bsky.social · 3w agoindustry sources are telling me the dot's pretzels expansion into snack mix (and recent costco shelving of same) have the chex mix guys running scared
industry sources are telling me the dot's pretzels expansion into snack mix (and recent costco shelving of same) have the chex mix guys running scared
mfw i see the same dirtbag podcast bro punching down yet again
JF@jessefarrar.com · 4w agoI'm sick of flightless birds. Get off your ass
Bush's Baked Beans Maple Cured Bacon Ad ABC/WEWS 5 2000-07-26 : 25s
In case anyone is wondering how I "clocked" Platner, it was the fact that he is a literal mercenary with a Nazi tattoo. Maybe keep that in your back pocket
Since everyone has been asking, I would like to share my official statement re: Halsey.
I'm part of the very specific fragment of the population for whom this image is the best joke of the week.
"If I am to flower into something other than myself, I would rather rot into nothingness as I am." - The Reflecting Pool
