have you ever thought about how many cigarettes you could buy with the money you spent on cigarettes?
someone talk me out of getting "R. Mutt" tattooed on my ass cheek
it's easier than trying to bring back the dead baby (I'm so sorry I couldn't help myself)
it's impossible to be a woman in a way that passes everyone's test and that's actually one of the most fundamental shared experiences of womanhood
you never expect to live more than a few years past 20 so why would you try and maintain the husk you are trapped in and one day you are in your 30s and finally starting to recognize yourself in the mirror and like what you see and then that lack of maintenance prior bites you in the ass
some dude sent me a dick pic and said "think it'll fit?" so I just replied with this and said "aww its cute"
i like my tattooed south carolina woman better tbh
๐ณ๐น๐ป๐ด๐๐๐ฐ@delicate-prey.bsky.social ยท last yr.girlfriend ๐ฅฐ
on the first day of 9/11 my true love gave to me - neck that make me spurt crazy
you must be a sneaky link the way u can encryption deez nuts
I hit the blackjack table like a guy in a chainmail chastity cage - i never bust and the queens got me locked in
housemate having loud sex and im having a good day: go get it girl!! hell yeah, happy for you :) housemate having loud sex and im having a bad day: shut the fuck up. shut the FUCK up. shut the fuck UP
sowwy kitten, daddy was supposed to work a double at the don't-kill-yourselt factory tonight but he thinks he has to call out
girl who naps on her lunch break then is shocked she's hungry an hour later
"why is it always 'Ironman' and never 'FEmale? misogyny."