Younglove

@younglove92.bsky.social

My proudest accomplishment is that I’ve never incorrectly used a semicolon; hi, I’m Zach. He/Him/Rad Dude

YOU AWAKEN IN A HOSPITAL, VISION BLURRY. TUBES AND WIRES TETHER YOUR BODY TO HUMMING MONITORS, AND YOU FEEL AN UNSPEAKABLE PAIN FROM DEEP WITHIN YOUR ABDOMEN. THE HALLWAY OUTSIDE IS CHAOS. A DOCTOR BURSTS IN, GLOVES BLOODY. SHE SHOUTS: "JAMES CORDEN AND THE AFTER HOURS CREW WILL BE ON FOX TONIGHT."

PHOEBE BRIDGERS: and what *I'M* saying is that pre-snap motion has become such a staple of Shanahan Tree coaching schemes that modern defenses have fully adapted by filling any potential leverage gaps ANDY REID: (nodding while eating a big bowl of spaghetti)

Listening to @surber.bsky.social go absolutely ham on this patreon episode is giving me life. My wife & I just finished our first watch through of GG & I keep finding myself wanting to excitedly jump in to back him up on several points. This absolutely kicks all the ass

I cut open several old sunscreen tubes to scrape the last little unsqueezable bits into a small Tupperware container. Upon arrival at the beach, and immediately after bragging about my resourcefulness, I dropped the container in the sand.

Rebecca: "Chaps, Alexi left us" Zlatan: "Who? Rebecca: "Alexi will be back, Alexi will be back with us very soon" Thierry: "Your plan worked, Rebecca" Rebecca: "Don't you bring me into this, no chance" Zlatan: "America, you're welcome" lmaooooooooooooooooo