Marioperson9

@zachrichards.bsky.social

Autistic Disaster. He/Him. Gaming Enthusiast, Fan of modding. Loves to promote cool stuff. GenAi Accounts please fuck off.

every single day there’s a new video game esoterica video and it’s ten minutes of him going wow another rexglue 360 vibe coded recomp, like and subscribe. it’s so depressing what’s happened to the retro game modding scene the past year or so

Funny how Mr. Horse loses his mind about people claiming Jean Grey did Nothing wrong in Brand new Day or whatever yet has not adressed the slight fact that IDK, the Concept art used GenAI which was deliberately hidden till it did bank, and the corporate orgy of product placement.

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Can you believe how old and decrepit we are? Today marks our website's 27th anniversary! If DK Vine crumbles in the next 364 days, at least we'll get to join the 27 Club. We'll be music legends, just like Hendrix, Joplin, Morrison, and Cobain! *plays the Diddy's Ditties medley on the DK Bongos*

Cranky Kong looks down at the number "22" in the Nintendo Today! animation for August 22, 2026. Underneath him, in the calendar listings, "DK Vine's Anniversary" is noted.

Sony Shills like Tripster0 and the military people who signed an actual deal to sell years of their life in exchange for playing GTA 6 for 4 days are gonna be in for a reality check. GTA 5 already exposed Rockstar’s bad habits with sloppy combat and missions that fail you on a dime.

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I need these fucking shirts to get the sales one expects from Pokemon games. If Pocketpair can humiliate Pokemon’s legal team and their Patent trolling, we could stuff enough money into the Rockstar Workers’ legal funds to help them embarrass Rockster for theirs.

IWGB@iwgbunion.bsky.social · 6d ago

Don’t boycott GTA VI. Fight for justice for the people who made it: youtube.com/shorts/hhIES... T-shirt preorders open now! All proceeds from the t-shirts, which are ethically made and designed by us, will go towards the fired Rockstar workers’ legal funds. bit.ly/4xLc4IP

Ah yes "left out". It's not like Nintendo has a long history of not allowing crossovers outside of their own platforms + GOOD, everyone still participating in Fortnite, unless it's a contract made before the enshitification, should be ashamed

"Fortnites Newest Season Left Out Nintendo"

Leave it to Grummz to come in 10 years late, announces he’s covered his game with GenAI diarrhea but still hasn’t finished it and begs you to resub and when people tell him to fuck off cause he’s been beaten to public by indies galore, he has JayViper to gaslight you into celebrating his dogshit

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Anna and Kritstoff, I’m pretty sure were planned to be a couple from the beginning. And while Elsa X Anna is a beloved ship, it ain’t flying with Disney cause the only incest couple they allow is what led to Lilo and Stitch 2 remake. By that I mean, between the Direct to DVD and Live Action Remakes

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Tripster0 thinks that all Nintnedo games are the same and can’t even talk about Palworld without making it about the State of modern Pokemon but gets triggered when people call out the fact that his golden calf isn’t 100% original and feel like he should hold Sony to higher standards.

Someone pointing out that Wolverine PS5 is using some of the AAA baggage Insomniac’s Spider Man got away with cause that Webslinging was fucking awesome apparentlyThat’s racist.

*Cinema Sins ding*

Sony games now usually only look anything close to this when they are outsource (Usually with some PC release and Sony publishing), indie games with some timed console exclusivity (Dispatch and Palworld) or Asshole- I mean Astro Bot.Wolverine being facetiously compared to a  Ben 10 PS2 boss fight.

To be fair to Wolverine, it’s a pretty typical boss fight concept. 

Don’t tell Tripster0 but Sony doesn’t exactly have a Monopoly on this.

Also don’t show him the Qa-Mill fight from Hi-Fi RushTripster0 pissed that unlike Paworld and Dispatch, Duskfade got on Switch 2 and PS5 day 1 with PC. 

And the whole thing is probably making some people think he only likes kids games when they cost 300 Million Dollars to make. Or whatever Wolverine’s budget was.