My shitty temu spinny keychain stand has finally arrived! Now I can finally begin my handmade small art bizness: Gravebone Galaxy 🌌 🦴 🪐

That time I photographed @chucktingle.bsky.social like a blurry cryptid leaving a book signing, passing by a screening of FRIDAY THE 13TH PART VI: JASON LIVES, fist bumping a Jason Voorhees cosplayer, and leaving.

I was him in a past life…

I made fanart of a bat sculpture that I saw at a wildlife center because she was so good.

Hiding indoors today from unsafe air quality and lettuce 🥬

I love drinking beers and partying as much as the next guy, but I’m the one who picks up the whole pack of beer bottles (and the caps) littered in the forest. The youth needa be educated on how to properly party in nature! 🍻 🌱

Lindsay Graham has died from bouncing on it crazy style

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Had a dream about a green comet a few nights ago, and my cousin called me tonight to say she saw two shooting stars and that one of them was brilliant green 🤯 💫

I’m glad I can live my dream gay life where I own flame job pants and I’m dating an alien who wants to party all the time

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Obsessed with this big nosed boyfriend from Batman Beyond

I just met my hero Weird Al! ⭐️ The start of a beautiful friendship…

I finally made art during these times

I’m so much happier now that I’m buds with blue jays and their fledglings

Handsome Larry is a gardener now! He has a new favorite branch where he watches the buds all day and this morning a flower bloomed! 🌼 great job buddy!

Thank goodness it’s a Capricorn full moon because today’s big brain day for thinking realistically of my income options with the skillz & knowledge I’ve made great efforts in (skills not currently valued but times are always a changin’)

Strawb moon 🍓

Hello I’m postop trans, unemployed, with worsened psyche disabilities due to violence of the medical system. There’s no going back to working a job in a crumbling system for me, and that’s okay. I’m gr8ful I have a queer community who loves me & is the reason I’m still alive today which is amazing!

Love to see this because it creates a demand for bottom surgery. This can hopefully lead to more advancements which will benefit all peoples reproductive autonomy

Matthew Castle@mrbasilpesto.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Thriller idea: man with world's second smallest penis has to stop him.

Last night I performed the Dr. Evil rap, did a little stand up that was all penis jokes, and brought the house down 🥲 I love my insane life sometimes

I’ve reached the point in my life where I’m going to make art again because I remembered I love myself. I’m starting with cunty three-boobed bimbo aliens and see where that takes me 👽

Is she sculpting the Noid?!

In the episode Starship Mine, Data does a perfect imitation of my autism

Found my pride flag for the month 🍻

Why are the most insane features on my mii the most accurate?

Was struggling with really bad depression but animals came to the rescue. My tree frogs fell asleep while mating, I hung up close to a bunny, and big beautiful dog came up to me for snuggles (not pictured)

Feeling insane finding little bits of joy during full fascism but I emotionally assisted a friend selling giant worms at a craft fair, practiced smelling again at the perfume table after being ill for months, and was gifted a smoking pipe shaped like a bone!

My man capturing potential chameleon poops. We have Handsome Larry exit the enclosure to give us samples for the vet

This one scene from Fritz the Cat will always be relevant to me. Mostly because folks like me had run-ins with white saviors, who shouldn't speak on our behalf.