Zak Avery

@zakavery.bsky.social

Beer for your home: www.beerritz.co.uk Beer for your business: www.beerparadise.co.uk Available for the production of words and sentences, both spoken and written. Commoners Choir

Was up near the University earlier, and the best thing I overheard in passing was "oh man, you wouldn't believe how much francophone afrobeat I've listened to lately"

Bit of a long shot, but does anyone in/near Bromley need any pallets? We have a customer who has accumulated 30 or so that they are unable to get rid of. Free to collect.

Wow. Trying to set up MS Authenticator, and when I do so, it's asking me enter the code from MS Authenticator. Which isn't set up. Because I can't enter the code. Because the app isn't set up. Because I can't enter the code. Because the app isn't set up. Because I can't enter the code. Et c. Et c.

Bonnie Greer, "I can't think of any time where the electorate would actually think of electing a convicted felon as president of the US" Gordon Sondland, "The real jury, which are the American people decided he was innocent" Bonnie Greer, "No, the real jury are the people selected to be the jury"

Also this evening, was in the supermarket and could hear hysterical little girl laughter. Came round the end of an aisle and saw said girl in the seat of a trolley, and her dad holding up a much too small baby onesie to her, saying "so will this one fit my little baby then?"

I've been laughing my arse off this evening at the phrase I heard on the news: "The scheme will cost more than a trillion dollars, and its legality is unknown"

Was coming home tonight and the neighbour from 5 doors down joined me on the walk and asked me what my son was up to, and how are his driving lessons going. I told him that college was going really well, and he'd just passed his driving test. "You must be so proud of him" he said 1/2

one time i was in the elevator going to my own event, next to a woman holding a stack of my books. i was like "we're going to the same place 😏" and she said "i'm so not a fan, but signed copies get more on ebay" and i said "i'm so sorry for what's about to happen"

John Scalzi@scalzi.com · 2mo ago

I go on book tour and very often I go to the venue where the event will be and there is a helpful person near the door asking if I am there for the event. I then have to tell them that I am, in fact, the event. So, no, I don't assume anyone knows who I am, even on tour. And that is perfectly fine.