I am on the verge of either laughing or sobbing until I can't breathe, and it's entirely a coin toss as to which one

nothing is better than dming your friends and moots about new and exciting ways to put your blorbos in the taffy stretcher honestly

Okay was anyone going to tell me Clavicular's real name is BRAYDEN or was I just supposed to find that out for myself on a legaleagle video

LETS GOOOO

@zealousrider.bsky.social wanted fire-themed gposes/art for her nameday, and so here is an Aster with much much flame :3 #ffxiv | #ffxivfanart | #viera | #maleviera | #digitalart

[The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (Switch 2 Remake) | Switch 2]

✨The Rose and the Azalea✨ ~*~ #edenazalea #cliverosfield #rosalea

I know mother nature is upon me bc I'm very fragile and emotional over Hamburg steaks. I think I'm gonna pose some Rosalea to feel better

God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.

7.56 spoiler If they make us deal with bringing Ysayle back into the picture and I don't get compensated with her hair being made available, there will be Words.

You know what, fuck you. All in existence bent to my will. *rotates you 90 degrees*

You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"

I want to stick the fr@gments guy and the asci@nity lady in a box to fight to the death

"Emily Blunt was in my little pony?" [The crackling sound of all my bones breaking at once]

Underrated joys of life - biting into a chipotle chip that's been saturated in what lime/salt concoction they're using to season these babies

I really need to get in gear and redownload xiv to my new laptop and get back to gposing. The serotonin withdrawal is real.

Estinien for @waldprinz.bsky.social 🖤

I think I can better articulate now why this last msq bothered me so much but I will continue to withhold my full thoughts until the two weeks are up

I fear my dislike for heavensward has been underestimated and it's going to cost me friendships if I can't shut the fuck up about it

WHY DOES NINTENDO HATE TWILIGHT PRINCESS

NUZZUO PLZ I AM FREE TOMORROW NIGHT

*akira slides into your dms* whoa shit

Me, gripping my hair and trying not to pull it out: we have to remain silly. we have to remain kind. we have to get hornier and weirder and gaudier.

They make up the primary colors lmaoooo

Brazen Elk 🔞🚭@brazenelk.bsky.social · 2mo ago

( Does anyone else have like, a canon color for their WoL? So even in their casual clothes they're suspiciously color coordinated like out of suit Power Rangers? )