zeffy 🌼

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🌼 zefiro 🌼 local unpopular pokemon enthusiast 🌼 they/them 🌼 i'm 20+, but my account is fully sfw 🌼 ask me about my DND campaigns!

this is the inevitable result of years of games focused entirely on fidelity and players being afraid to miss things or fail so now we get games that are the equivalent of a dog thats been bred to emphasize all its cutest traits but now it can barely breathe or move around and u just feel bad for it

jill nye the science dyke@gizmouse.bsky.social · 3d ago

this bit from skill up's review of wolverine knocked me on my ass, it feels like something that wouldve come out of one of those focus m parody videos but its in a real triple A game

I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT THIS OOPS!!! ANYWAY!!!! reply with 🌼 and i'll give you a letter to list your 4 favourite characters!!! i got N sooo, in no particular order... - Neku Sakuraba (TWEWY) - Neil Watts (To the Moon Saga) - N (Pokémon B/W) - Narrator (The Stanley Parable) yes he counts.

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Kelo ✨️@rogue.red · 4d ago

Reply with ✨ and I'll give you a letter to list your 4 favorite characters!! I got an F (for fairy god parents), took me a minute to think of some! Ferdinand Von Aegir - Fire Emblem Three Houses Fenrich - Disgaea 4 Friede - Dark Souls 3 Falkner - Pokemon HGSS

watching a documentary abt charlie kirk and everytime they show pictures of him as a kid its so weird bc i stg he just looks AI generated. also this specific picture looks like the fucking CRIMINAL frame from that one fnaf analog horror (tagging as graphic media bc his ass is so fucking eerie)

it's extremely cool how the Ravenous announcement trailer immediately establishes itself as the inverse of Dread's tonally. The big moment in Dread's trailer is Samus getting pinned down and killed by an EMMI, here it's her GRABBING THE BLADE THAT WAS STABBED THRU HER CHEST SHE DOESN'T GAF

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very excited to start playing Echoes tomorrow after my exammm. omw back im also gonna buy The Stranger so i can read it before Limbus Canto X drops next Thursday i also gotta play Samus Returns, Super Metroid and Metroid Fusion before Ravenous drops in January.... man i love videogames

i genuinely cant wait for the new kirby game. i cant wait to see how the fuck they plan on topping the last game's insane auraful eldritch horror i just hope they don't go with the "new cute mascot is the villain" trope again, it just feels way too phoned in at this point

The “Big 3” gaming platforms are actually Nintendo, PC and a Chinese emulation device of your choosing.

while i recognise the direct will be kinda mid for most people hoooly shit it was engineered specifically for me new metroid and new kirby both look absurd and i CANNOT wait to play them, and HOLY SHIT THEY'RE REMAKING YGO GX TAG FORCE THAT GAME WAS MY FUCKING CHILDHOOD overall im REALLY happy

i hate rockstar and gta as much as the next guy but i do think its silly ppl are hyping up OoT's november release as some big "nintendo vs rockstar" thing when there's very little overlap between the two markets they won't even be on the same platform. i doubt gta fans will be dissuaded by OoT lmao

everytime a new big switch exclusive is announced people shit on it by saying "yeah but i'd have to buy the console just for that so its like a 550 dollar game" and thats the dumbest fucking argument ever it made sense when SW2 only had like. one game. but it's already got a ton of exclusives now