Bertie Bob
@zenbass.bsky.social
And this is the year I chose to quit drinking? Runner and reader of TTRPGs. Forever GM. Recently went back to mini painting after 30 years away. Still rubbish. Used to play bass a bit. Vegan. Leftist. Trans rights are human rights. He/They
Hey folks. In total honesty my tour is NOT selling well. I’ve sold 30 tickets in a 400 seater in Birmingham, and not much more elsewhere. If you like musical comedy, if you like standup, then please come see my show! And spread the word! The Rachel Parris Songbook tour starts in Nov! Link in bio! 🎶
"You want to know how to get Farage? He starts pointing at small boats, you send him a Sunday Times financial investigation into his donations. That's the Clacton way."
Messaged the lady who joined my silly little Doug Anthony All Stars Facebook fan page.
Wangle-BOO-ry@wangleberry.bsky.social · 5mo agoPhoned up some random nerd who had posted his mobile number on the Something Awful forums (back when that was a thing you could do)
Name your top 15 TV Shows, gut instincts only: Better call Saul Red Dwarf Firefly Brassic Stranger Things Blackadder Carnivale American Horror Story Game of Thrones Vikings Daredevil Black Books Spaced Supernatural Babylon 5
Somebody wake up Hicks@jonmarkhicks.bsky.social · 5mo agoName your top 15 TV Shows, gut instincts only: Robin of Sherwood Battlestar Galactica (new) Farscape Star Trek DS9 Stargate SG1 Game of Thrones For All Mankind Andor Ulysses 31 The Expanse Xena Warrior Princess Cosmos Stranger Things Britain's Bloody Crown The Last Kingdom
Posts the best picture you have ever taken of your pet
🎃 Agent Pumpkin 🎃@agentpumpkin.bsky.social · 7mo agoPost the best picture you have ever taken of your pet... One of these two I reckon. Both are of Little Miss Mollie.
i, for one, am delighted that we finally have a definition of “woke”
Sound up for this. You can hear this from almost anywhere in the house when she really gets going.
"We called London a war zone and moved to Dubai by mistake"
"Why did you do this to me? For what reason? What is the charge? Trading secrets? Trading succulent state secrets?"
![[We see a close up of a young white male, tanned, white teeth, coiffed hair clearly an influencer on social media. It is an image such as you see when social media posts are shown on the news. In the corner of the screen is named a location: DUBAI. He is staring slightly off-camera for several silent panels of the comic strip. His eyes move slightly. He is having a thought.]
From off-screen a newsreader’s commentary comes:
NEWSREADER:
Extraordinary images here
of an expat in Dubai
[The influencer’s eybrows raise slightly]
…Having their first ever geopolitical thought.
[CUT TO a BBC news scene. The BBC newsreader CLIVE MYRIE is talking to an interviewee next to the screen showing the social media influencer’s face. The interviewee’s name is David Jones].
CLIVE MYRIE:
To explain the significance of this moment we’re joined by David Jones, our Expat Thoughts correspondent
DAVID JONES:
Clive, this is momentous
It was caught on film at the end of an Instagram post titled: ‘Dubai Is Brilliant’.
[Pointing at the screen, the influencer’s expression still the same]
You can clearly see in the eyebrows here, the dawning realisation that there *might* be something in the world beyond his dickhead self.
It marks a *huge* departure from all the Dubai Expat’s previous thoughts.
CLIVE MYRIE:
Which are…?
DAVID JONES:
You've Got To Get Yourself Out Here Mate, Everything Is So Clean, I Don't Have To Pay Taxes,
I Am Incurious As To Why I Do Not Have To Pay Taxes, and Spa.
CLIVE MYRIE:
And might we see an expansion of these new Thoughts in coming days?
DAVID JONES:
I think we can expect to see:
“I Deserve To Be Airlifted By A Country I Pay No Tax To”
CLIVE MYRIE:
Mmm.
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