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Samsquanch

@zerhackermann.bsky.social

Roaming the damp woods, mumbling to itself about truck camping, motorcycles and roleplaying games. A sasquatch, bigfoot, Mossferatu. Instigator of Initiative Rolls. I am the liberal Fox News warned you about. My typos are my love language.

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Sam King @samuelking.bsky.social · yesterday

Six six six, the number of the beast Hell and fire was spawned to be released! #DnD #IronMaiden

Colby’s Big Banana™ 🍌🦦🏳️‍🌈@colbymaddox.bsky.social · 11h ago

terrible towelie @terribletowelie.bsky.social · yesterday

Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 10h ago

Looks like Bass is pulling a Fetterman.

Mrs. Betty Bowers@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 2d ago

After reading that LA mayor Karen Bass came out in favor of the Paramount Warner merger, I just assumed “Karen Bass is anti-taco stands” was a parody of a politician taking wildly unpopular stands. But no.

Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 11h ago

daaaaamn.

Jon Schwartz@jonschwartz.bsky.social · 12h ago

Rise Up Comus @riseupcomus.bsky.social · 16h ago

Perennial reminder that the big corporation does not care about you and there are better alternatives.

Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 11h ago

Chris P. Wolf 🛸@chrispwolf.bsky.social · 2d ago

Yes yes yes yes yes

barenuckelavee.bsky.social@barenuckelavee.bsky.social · 2d ago

I have a blog now and wrote about playing a bastardized version of OD&D in prison and how the DIY spirit of the OSR is most alive when you don't buy anything at all barenuckelavee.bearblog.dev/no-one-can-t...

Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 2d ago

This is not a healthy person.

Allison Gill@muellershewrote.com · 2d ago

NEW: @thedailybeast.bsky.social has published two of Natalie Harp’s letters in full. 1/ www.thedailybeast.com/natalie-harp...

Dear Mr. President,
I'm sorry. I thought I was the only one left behind last night, and had no idea Margo's car was also pulled over, and sent back to the Airport. Since I was alone in the van outside Customs without my passport, I panicked, and should have just called Secret Service instead of you. I also am sorry if I was an embarrassment walking the course in Scotland. The first day I was told there were no carts, and people walked, which is why I walked. The second day, I was specifically asked by, I forget who his name was, but one of the main people who worked there, if I could continue walking, and tell any other girls who would head out there to do the same to spare the Course any more Carts. If there is anything else I have done to cause you trouble, please forgive me. I know that some people have said I haven't been texting them back, and there have been some International cell issues (John was having technical issues on the Plane too, so asked me to help him out).
I want things to always be right between us. I also know I've been distracted all week (forgetting to eat throughout the days, and even forgetting to sleep, and only catching a couple hours at a time. I haven't been myself, dwelling on the Past, and the pain of losing my Dad, and I started letting the remarks of people who haven't bothered me before, get to me-not because I care what others think, but because I see myself being lowered in your eyes and good opinion. That is the fear you see, because I never want to bring you anything but joy. I'm sorry I lost my focus. You are all that matters to me. I don't want to ever let you down. Thank you for being my Guardian and Protector in this Life-That's what I wanted to use this card for, when you saw me at the Cash Register, and once again did what you didn't have to do, and gifted me with Mementos of this Trip of a Lifetime, a Coming of Age. I will return a better person. I have to sign off now, as the cars are leaving.
See you soon.
With all my h…

Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 2d ago

Oh I love this.

The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 2d ago

Incredible @angieforfl.bsky.social Nixon pic 🔥

Pure Chaos Central @chaoscentral.bsky.social · 4d ago

Bathroom doors I painted in a bar.😜 #PureChaos #PCC

Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 5d ago

They knew exactly what they were doing.

Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 6d ago

*Le Sigh*

AndyD@yourlamentablefriends.com · 6d ago

Left-handed QAEs are Sinistesters. Just kidding. Nobody hires testers anymore! I made myself sad.

Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 6d ago

Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · last wk.

I enjoy Reacher. like the books its comfort food. Twinkies for breakfast. But man the third episode this season has the most awkward, tedious *boring* fade to black "sex scene". "just get on with it and quit wasting my time. this is painful"

Saeed Jones@theferocity.bsky.social · last wk.

This season on #Reacher…

Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · last wk.

I love Cards Against Humanity.

Allison Gill@muellershewrote.com · last wk.

I just joined the committee. You can, too. www.cardsagainsthumanity.com/elonhasnofri...

Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · last wk.

Its ok Wynona. I see you. Dont apologize for who you are.

Taggart Rehnn 🇨🇦🍁@taggartrehnnauthor.bsky.social · last wk.

Ah, the price of celebrity status... 😆🤣😂

Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · last wk.

yanno...Im probably not saying anything too incredibly radical here but...When it comes to feeding people I dont really care about the cost to me as a taxpayer. If some people really are getting SNAP and shouldnt be (despite no evidence) I really dont care. Because so many others are benefiting.

The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · last wk.

😬😬😬

Luke Steuber @coolhand.bsky.social · last wk.

I just googled things to do in Newport, Rhode Island and got a link to Town and Country magazine, where I saw this ad

Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · last wk.

Jen Psaki. Tore a new one on the regular like a fed up teacher

Roadrunner33@roadrunner33.bsky.social · last wk.

It was disgusting 🤢 to watch a TV panel show with Scott Jennings saying Karoline Leavitt was the greatest Press Secretary in last 30 years AND nobody on the TV pundit panel pushed back on that She was the most prolific disingenuous liar doing that job in American history Not to pushback? WTH!!

Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · last wk.

Hail to the king, baby

priscilla page@priscillapage.bsky.social · last wk.

that's right, Bruce Campbell www.mensjournal.com/entertainmen...

When asked how it’s been for him to see the series transform since its indie beginnings way back in 1981 with director Sam Raimi, Campbell revealed his one issue with the recent installments.

“I’d like more humor back in. The three features have been mostly humorless, and I personally have a problem with that,” he said, echoing a sentiment shared among some of the franchise’s fans. “There’s no point for these to get too grim. You can be scary without being grim.”

“A little more humor wouldn’t kill you,” he added. “And one hero that you really can root for. Ash is an idiot, but you want him to survive.”

“Modern filmmakers love to color their movies like a David Fincher movie, like a hospital room, you know?” Campbell continued. “Gray-green, like a garage. Garage lighting. And so, okay, it’s a choice. It’s not mine. I think even a horror movie can look pretty. Why not throw them off? Make it all look pretty and wonderful, and then let them have it.”

Skullboy @betterlegends.bsky.social · last wk.

Behold

Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · last wk.

Yeah well I call myself neither and I hate them fools.

Lief Sorbye@liefsorbye.bsky.social · 2w ago

I’m with Jack White, all the way…. #thebeatlesfans #BobDylan

Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · last wk.

Then again…a rapid decline in the human population is one way to handle the climate crisis. Oh. Sorry…too dark?

Mrs. Betty Bowers@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · last wk.

This idiotic tweet reminds me of when a friend and I visited Oakland Cemetery in Atlanta. Founded in 1850, it reveals a fascinating history. We noticed how many gravestones were for infants. And for many young sibling dying in the same week. We realized that it was before vaccines and antibiotics.