Zev Chevat

@zevchevat.bsky.social

animation & film professor • scandalous illustrator • tired millennial™️ • unionized warlock • queer trans guy (He/His/hisss) 🐍 website: www.zevchevat.com 🥀 IG: www.instagram.com/zevchevat/ 🌙 Tumblr: zevchevat.tumblr.com

*me, spiritually smoking and actually holding a large mug of coffee, while giving tomorrow's lecture* "here, why don't you kids look at some hilma af klint and maybe you'll calm the fuck down"

i have been Incepted and have finally started watching reacher. it is very stupid and i am enjoying it immensely. i didn't realize it was a comedy about how large alan ritchson is, interspersed by beat downs. like a kung fu serial. like if the the guy from knight rider WAS the car. fantastic.

it's fine it's fine i'm fine i can keep going grimly, determinedly, i just need a vacation or a windfall or to drink more water or to be enchanted in comalike sleep underneath a mountain for a millennia or to moisturize or to be presented with a tray of lemon possets or make out with someone cute or

dragged myself to lincoln center through a hysterical amount of train ISSUES, + two film bros yapping about nolan behind me(!!!), but i can say Marketa Lazarová had some of the most gorgeous B&W dp work i've ever seen, though every time someone was talking i felt like checking the watch i don't have

The reason this viewpoint bugs me so much is it's emblematic of the liberal mindset that having good taste or opinions means you are correct in all things and not susceptible to reactionary thinking. It absolves a lack of self criticism and approves any misconduct as unavoidable.

"work out so your body DOESN'T hurt...now it hurts" i am become victim of bemuscled propaganda. those swole salesfolk are in the sweaty, creatine-filled pocket of Big Lift owie 🥺

my alignment as i enter a new decade: chaotic evil? "yes, in honor of my birthday, and your interest in detective stories, i recommend you watch, with barest of context, and for the first time, at 12:30am, CURE (1997), i think you'll get a lot out of it"

“Despite their compromised positions, adjuncts still win teaching awards, publish books, and contribute widely to scholarship, literature, and the arts. And they do this even though their academic research and writing—meant to be supported by a tenured position—has been relegated to unpaid labor.”

The Nation Magazine@thenation.com · last mo.

There are jobs for college instructors. They do require degrees. But the pay and the benefits are abysmal. Another take on the state of the academy:

TOMORROW IS THE BIRTHDAY 🎂⚔️🎉💀 YOU MAY BEGIN YOUR OFFERINGS AND ADULATIONS NOW 🎁💐👀👀⏱️ (i'll be afk all day, are you crazy, being online??? on my birthday??) *disappears in clouds of fragrant yet sinister black and green smoke*

vagueposting but also general: i have a basic modern screenwriting theory that every single contemporary-set movie i have seen in the last 5 years could be improved by cutting up to 50% of the dialogue stop TELLING me how characters feel! in therapy lingo! let them act! *slaps hands from keyboard*

IT IS NOW THE WEEK OF THE BIRTHDAY, THE BIRTHDAY WEEK HAS BEGUN, BE WARNED YE HATERS, YE LOVERS, SHOWER ME WITH GIFTS AND COMMENTS ABOUT HOW NICE MY HAIR LOOKS (it looks very nice) BE WARNED BE WARNED THE FORTIES APPROACH *(you have one week to kiss me while i'm still a cute thirtysomething)