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Jimmy Zed
@zootius.bsky.social
Follow me. I don't know where we're going. đź“ŤYorkshire, UK My crimes from birth: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dz6hbi4vdmnuzispnhpvd2sk/feed/aaaioxn3i4t4s My recent skoots: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dz6hbi4vdmnuzispnhpvd2sk/feed/aaaj46radpv64
Breathtaking piracy news, delivered flatly. "A country took over a huge amount of another nation's sovereign rights, after kidnapping its political leader." BBC News - Trump hails 'historic' deal for US to control 65bn barrels of Venezuela's oil www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Trump hails 'historic' deal for US to control 65bn barrels of Venezuela's oil
Venezuelan interim president says the unusual agreement will help revive her country's economy.
bbc.co.uk
Just realised that someone I followed on here spent 90% of their time chiding people and telling them what to think and what to say. Tiresome, and as it turns out, I don't have to put up with it! Plonk!
Richard Harris's "Australian" accent in The Guns Of Navarone is one of the worst things I've ever heard. Too late to do anything about it now I suppose.
"If he's a lying sack of shit, you must acquit!" BBC News - Andrew Tate exaggerates and did not own supercars in photos, his lawyers say www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Andrew Tate exaggerates and does not own supercars in photos, lawyers claim
Prosecutors argue Tate and his brother Tristan are a flight risk and should not be released on bail.
bbc.co.uk
Death, you fucking idiot. How can you keep getting the wrong person?
Whoever did this should just be humanely put down (because I'm kind like that). Save them and us all from putting up with even one more moment of their foetid existence. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Castleford Hedgehog Rescue appeal after hedgehog 'kicked to death'
The hedgehog was injured after being "kicked around like a football" and later died, an animal charity says.
bbc.co.uk
Fucking Brexit. I need a part for my car. There is one for 65 euros in Poland and they will happily deliver it to any other state in the EU for a fixed price. But they won't deliver to UK, too many hassles. But oh the Brexit benefit! There is a company here in the UK who will sell it to me! 425 quid
I think Odysseus overdid it with the "I'm not Odysseus" bit. In 3000 years we will be discussing Spongebob ripping his pants one time too many.
One of my favourite liminal spaces is encountered when you leave a movie theatre to use the toilet while the film is still playing, and you are alone in the quiet dark carpeted corridor.
Hill I choose to die on: Spinal Tap is more funny than Bad News. You know I love the Bad News guys. Spinal Tap is approximately 300% better. It's just science.
If the Backstreet Boys had murdered a bunch of people first, that Backstreet’s Back song would be fucking terrifying!
I threatened to bomb the shit out of next door's driveway, and have also withdrawn my sausage rolls from the annual street party. Why do my neighbours now hate me so? Is it because I'm now spending all my time with Pedo Pete and Criminal Colin?
Yes Rocket League stranger, I *WILL* "git gud", after I L2P but before I KMS.
Everyone criticizes Facebook, but I'll say this: It's a non-stop scroll of utterly shitty adverts and bullshit grifters. Oh, that was criticism too. Carry on.
Whan that Aprille with his shoures soote, The droghte of March hath perced to the roote, And bathed every veyne in BEEFY DRINK
Trying to see the Perseids. Seeing bugger-all but starlink satellites. Fuck OFF Musk.
Remake The Perfect Storm, only they all make it home safe at the end. That's what we need.
Algoregret: When you watch a video on Facebook and you instantly realise that they're going to start showing you loads more of that shit
I used to know someone who worked in a UK bank's call centre. Before people figured out good security, they allowed people to set their own security questions and answers. This is genuine : Q: "Brown, or pink nips?" A: "Pink"
