ZXGuesser
@zxguesser.bsky.social
Online teletext viewer: https://zxnet.co.uk/teletext/viewer Online teletext editor: https://zxnet.co.uk/teletext/editor Teletext art: https://zxnet.co.uk/teletext/gallery Teletext discord: https://discord.gg/JfytfS3xmg
"Are you going to investigate this five million quid thing?" "I said I would, didn't i!?" "Because it looks like you're on your playstation!" "I'm doing it!!! Give us a chance!" "If I come back and you haven't looked in that 5 million quid thing..." "I'm doing it! Leave me alone!"... 1/4
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
Sitting up late at night, going frame by frame through an episode of Minder full of topless strippers to cop a better look...
🎵Her name is Smurfette 🎵I have a Smurf about her 🎵She Smurfs my bell 🎵I got Smurf class in half an hour 🎵Oh, how she rocks 🎵In Smurfs and Smurf socks 🎵But she doesn't know who I am 🎵And she doesn't give a Smurf about me
The stats on teletextarchive.com have been broken for a while - they're now fixed, and we have sailed past 3 MILLION pages! Thank you to all the recoverers that have made it possible <3 https://www.teletextarchive.com/Home/Stats
Give me a single image from a film that immediately makes you hear the song from the soundtrack in your head
Give me a single image from a film that immediately makes you hear the song from the soundtrack in your head
Also the reason for this teletext artwork I made, that just looks like a load of confusing nonsense to anyone not in the know (or maybe just in general)
Teletext recovery continues this evening. This is what is known as a TDK Dolphin. Which is can be sometimes snubbed as they were one of the most common blank tape stocks of the 2000s. Often LP and frequently give a poor quality recording. However useful to fill in the final days of Teletext!
Is it just me or do photos of the eclipse all look kind of the same though
all the people spending all the day assembling equipment and going on expeditions up hills etc. I've just stuck pin through a random bit of notepaper without leaving my chair and grabbed a couple of floppy discs from the shelf which admittedly did involve standing up 😄
"everything looks like anaglyph 3d without the glasses for some reason, and wobbles from side to side constantly"
Every time I stick a video tape on I’m surprised by the quality cos all VHS emulation seems to equate to “what if your television was fucked”
Sting-duggo-dong-da-ding-du-dong-do-dong-da-ding-da-ding-du-du-dong-du-da-do-da-dogn-Scatman's World.
"Pound to a penny that he don't get paid, on account of the recession in the used car motor trade"
*sigh* I'm going to have to resurrect TalkBack aren't I...
This is an old story in UK news but pre-internet I used to talk to my friends on Ceefax so I'm sure the current young people will find a way
"Verify your age" Baaaaaaah, Bah-bah-baaaaaa. Bum, Bum, Bu-bum! From the studios of ITN; The News with John Suchet.
"Verify your age" I can name three songs in ten seconds by Roy Orbison #popmaster
Well the Teletext Bluesky interface that looks for mentions of Ceefax and Teletext is definitely getting a good workout this week for some reason 😁
Do I look like I know what a Webpack is? I just want a minified javascript function of a got-dang hot dog.
I can only talk in any specifics about my own home, because british houses have immense variation in design, but for this one house out of millions I have been thinking since 2022 about what the most practical way would be to go about installing some cooling and what the obstacles are.
We're not on a water meter so I've been thinking I could probably cool the house down quite nicely by evaporating a load
The news saying we shouldn’t get aircon in the uk due to environmental concerns have been very quiet about ai data centres.
Ok but mine have extra-shitty looking text, and I limit the chroma bandwidth too for that extra immersion 😝
You all know you don't have to watch their rolling coverage of nothing right? It's not actually important.
Have woken up to thousands of spam bounces that just keep on coming because someone at Plusnet has fucked up their mail relay server. I've yanked it from my SPF record but that's not going to stop the deluge any time soon GAH!