Zig Zag Claybourne

@zzclaybourne.bsky.social

Writer. Pie lover. Herald of Galactus but no worries. he/him zzclaybourne.com

All the metaphors about a book being like the writer's baby are accurate, but it doesn't stop there. The instant a writer holds a proof of the latest, it becomes a new lover, a religion, a tiny epiphany, a great, gushing catharsis, and a bit of a lament.

Light rain, cool breezes. Drips and plips from the gutter hitting like a metronome. Wind's using drum brushes amongst the trees. A goose, feeling some Miles Davis, hits an atonal blat, just one, a mental palate cleanser that somehow extends the groove that much farther. Life is jazz. Good morning.

Promised a friend that this weekend is civilian weekend. I'm not thinking about anything writing related at all. So far I've made a breakfast sammich; folded laundry; hi-fived a flowering plant; daintily sipped some Vernors; frittered online, & tested nachos to see if they were stale. Word is bond.

🖤 thank you to A.C. Wise, who has influenced my writing the most after Angela Carter for mentioning me in this words for thoughts.

A.C. Wise@acwise.bsky.social · last wk.

My latest Words for Thought column for @apexmag.bsky.social is now available to read online! Discussing stories of transformation by Suzan Palumbo, @angelaliu.bsky.social, @bogiperson.bsky.social and @bethgoder.bsky.social. Happy reading! www.apexbookcompany.com/blogs/apex-m...

On the next Strange New Worlds: A rabid mugato gets loose in engineering but only Kirk, who's never on his own damn ship, can see it. Spock and Chapel fingerfuk without ever once looking at each other. Pike is pantless the entire episode. End credits.

I went looking for a new printer. A bunch of them had shiny "AI Compatible!" labels on the boxes. In the same way that Kirk asked "Why does God need a starship" I have to wonder... why in 7 hells does a printer need AI??