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i am 700 years old // user formerly known as The Wholesome Poster , The Pondering King // she/they // @lotusbloomnyc.bsky.social
People who organize safe spaces and events for Magic players are the real heroes of the community
Lotus Bloom@lotusbloomnyc.bsky.social · 5d agoanother successful event run by beloved community organization Lotus Bloom
trans mtg cube night with my girlfriend knocked my socks off, will be back every month from now on. lotus bloom is sick + i love nyc
Lotus Bloom@lotusbloomnyc.bsky.social · 5d agoanother successful event run by beloved community organization Lotus Bloom
“what would you do if i turned into a worm” i hope she’d let me go. id want to forget, that would be torture. just let me be a worm. just let me forget
gonna be laid up in bed for a month but bills still need paying, please share www.gofundme.com/f/jules-ffs-...
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My name is Jules, I’m a trans woman painter and former sex worker living and working in Brook… Amelia Menzel needs your support for Jules' FFS Recovery Fund
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LOTUS FIELD WON A PIONEER CHALLENGE!!! oh…. strict proctor version 😒
Robert Taylor 🔥@fireshoes.bsky.social · 6d agoPioneer Challenge Top 8 decklists for Monday, Aug 3 (57 players) #mtg #mtgPioneer Lotus Field with the win! 🪷🏆 Azorius Control in 2nd and 5th 🙅🙅 Mono-Red Aggro gets 3rd 😡 Golgari Midrange finished 4th 🧌 Izzet Prowess placed 6th and 7th 🥋🥋 Temur Lessons at 8th 👩🏫
HI, I'm getting top surgery but it's very expensive. I don't like asking for donations for something cosmetic, especially when others have real needs. If you're interested in helping, all I ask is try out my deckbuilding website Commander Template, and if you like it consider subscribing for $5.
does anyone know any bisexuals? can u introduce me? i wanna know what it feels like to exclude one from sapphic spaces
TONIGHT!!! QUEER MAGIC NIGHT!!! LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
one last pondering king excerpt from drafts The 6th son of a scion’s brother, the crown should never have fallen upon my brow. So I spent my youth apprenticed to a master glassblower, learning to spin beauty from sand, never imagining I might one day rule.
Michael Druker 🇨🇦@mdruker.app · 4mo agoTake a break from the discourse and quote this with a business you would want to start if you could afford to lose money on it
about me: i live in a very small house on top of a very tall mountain. i eat rocks that i dig out of the dirt. my best friend is a little rodent who lives on my mountain. my worst enemy is a bird who hunts the rodent.
i’m glad that gay dudes go to t4tluvnrg and take their shirts off and get all sweaty because they remind me that my bisexuality is not a lie #gayguychaser
EVENT OF THE SUMMER GRAAAHHHHHHH
C4AC - a cube charity event@cubeforacause.upkeepnewyork.com · last mo.A quick PSA for all my New Yorkers! We’re co-hosting a summer party with my besties @lotusbloomnyc.bsky.social! July 18th, 9am, BYO everything! Prospect Park Picnic House! We will have cubes, volleyball & a grill! Join @tarmogal.bsky.social @1bbggguu.bsky.social me & @fourdeltavictor.bsky.social
this could be you at the Upkeep & Lotus Bloom Picnic on July 18th
C4AC - a cube charity event@cubeforacause.upkeepnewyork.com · last mo.A quick PSA for all my New Yorkers! We’re co-hosting a summer party with my besties @lotusbloomnyc.bsky.social! July 18th, 9am, BYO everything! Prospect Park Picnic House! We will have cubes, volleyball & a grill! Join @tarmogal.bsky.social @1bbggguu.bsky.social me & @fourdeltavictor.bsky.social
spent all pride weekend flirting with no one, going to parties and asking women if they wanted to play volleyball
"there are too many gay guys at the t4t outdoor pride rave" oh? and occur, does it, to the majestic wildebeest that there are too many blades of grass on the prairie?
i’m sorry i keep role playing as different characters on this account for months at a time. it will happen again. please accept these selfies as my apology <3
i’m not doing the pondering king anymore. pondering king is done. horse king killed him. sorry
“Knicks in five” - Prognostications of the Pondering King
why breed dogs with jaws large enough to tear through Flesh, when you could breed dogs with minds large enougj to tear through Fallacy.....
The fool acts without looking. The wise man looks without acting. Just so, a fool acts without reason. A wise man reasons without acting. - Excerpt from Inactions of the Watchful Philosopher King
A kingdom with no coat of arms is hardly a kingdom. Display your long-pondered fervor for Lotus Bloom by purchasing one of our custom tunics, emblazoned with our “sick as fuck” sigil. - excerpt from Sales Pitches of the Pondering King
Lotus Bloom@lotusbloomnyc.bsky.social · 4mo agotoday is the LAST DAY to get your very own LOTUS BLOOM SHIRT!!! if you want to pick one up, please fill out the form (link in reply) by 10pm TONIGHT!!!
A woman accused of witchcraft was dragged to court, and a score of nobles entreated the king to execute her. The king, knowing this assault on women to be a cultural compliment to primitive accumulation filtered through religious fervor, denied them. - Decisions of the Philosopher King
IT'S T-SHIRT TIME!!!! do you love magic? do you love lotus bloom? do u love this incredible design? do u love ME??? PROVE IT AND GET A SHIRT by filling out the form below BY 10PM EST ON 4/22👇
Lotus Bloom@lotusbloomnyc.bsky.social · 4mo agodear friend MILES HONEY (heatdeathtattoo on IG) designed a shirt for us!!!! and it looks amazing!!!! and soon you can wear it!!!!
The Horse King descends from the North, his host marching down the Wayroad like so many ants on a log. And like ants, the rain will leave none behind. - Decisions of the Philosopher King, excerpt on the Mudpit Massacre
dear friend MILES HONEY (heatdeathtattoo on IG) designed a shirt for us!!!! and it looks amazing!!!! and soon you can wear it!!!!