reading sarah kane’s plays is like watching a wounded rat backed into a corner execute a perfect pirouette as a personally directed fuck you before dying
i still dont know what chud means definitionally and i feel lighter in spirit bc of it
I work at Apple and every night they strap me into a booth and let me choose 1,000 people’s alarm clocks to silence. They strap me in and I strain to reach the buttons with my tongue. Thrash against the straps like a muscle of fishmeat. Blister my tongue against the hot buttons.
people are hotter in nyc because of the grime. it forms a protective layer on the skin, protecting it from the elements and delaying the aging process
Whenever I think of Yayoi Kusama the most positive thought I have is the effusive letter Donald Judd wrote on her behalf to the US Immigration and Naturalization Service in 1961, even more resonant now as the US wages all out war on immigrants
the audacity of advertising a product as having "no seed oils" when it's half tahini
50% chance of this 50% chance he becomes the knight-errant of british dolls through a combination of misdirected misogyny and sheer contrarianism
tranna karenina@einegeniesserin.bsky.social · 11mo agoif christopher hitchens were still alive he would have invented several novel forms of transphobia by now
Optimist: the cup is half full Pessimist: the cup is half empty High School Boy in 2006: Two Girls
Naomi Jane Gray@shadesofgraylaw.bsky.social · 2y agoOptimist: The cup is half full Pessimist: The cup is half empty Trademark lawyer: The shape of the cup fails to function as a #trademark and cannot be protected unless it acquires secondary meaning
if you are ugly, it's bc god made you ugly as a warning. ontologically evil. If you are beautiful, it's bc god had a lesson to teach others about trusting beautiful things. Ontologically evil. if you're mid, the devil gave you the ability to conceal your true nature, obviously ontologically evil
lottie "frog k" lovely ⚧️🏴☠️@vaporlight.bsky.social · 3w agohard not to believe when being ugly has historically gotten people to invent reasons i'm ontologically evil. Possibly both mean that instead
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the tiktokification of upper middle class neurosis is getting an ad for "elevated luxury razors" followed immediately by a 22-year-old rating "EVOO" brands
Photo Show by me with words by Maxelle Talena Next Friday
anxiety bleedthrough from surgery is making me even more nuts than usual and i apologise
god like, "poor thing is so stressed, you know what she needs right now? a rosacea flareup"
seeing the way you guys talk about movies makes me glad you don’t read books
cassandra on testing a camera: ”i’ll just take a picture of the floor, and i’ll be like, ‘that’s how it represents the floor,’ which is all i really need to know, anyway”
sorry I couldn't hear you over the clattering of my dilators
not sure why i thought the LGBT clinic that never refills my meds on time could handle a simple case of earwax impaction
(desperately craving nicotine) my body is a temple, it must be rebuilt before i burn it down again
this works actually but it’s just as expensive
Ella Yurman@ellayurman.bsky.social · last mo.quitting cigarettes cold turkey by getting equivalently into orange juice
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i may be too crazy to be loved but i can still get hotter
