raccoon with teeth
@2002honduhh.bsky.social
i dont even fuckin know i just woke up here
sorry, i fell into a manhole and got lost in the sewers for 2 weeks
ya know what, i’m not arguing online today. not doing it. i have better shit to do.
before they invented the tape measure they just kinda eyeballed things and guessed, until one guy started measuring by how many corn cobs long something was
going deep into the enchanted forest to fuck with goblins and say shit like “whoa look over there, a unicorn!” so they say “what WHERE” and then i shove them in the mucky cursed swamp and say “haha stupid fucking goblin”
waiting for you to get home for me to show you a big fart I found
making an entire profile based on love of weed? is this 2012? lmao grow up.
there's a rock you can eat that'll make your teeth hurt. i think that's most of them actually
i havent had a beer in like 4 days, i yearn for a frosty cold one
i am not a “gooner”, i have never “gooned”. frankly i’m disgusted that anyone would even accuse me of such behavior.
this directly correlates with kids starting to abuse drugs at an early age, & doing them til they come to terms with their parents screaming at them for not knowing what lizard was, & then continuing to do them. some of us figured out one day why the answer was lizard, some died never knowing.
Port Sherry@portsherry.bsky.social · last mo.Lizard
I'm so sorry but because my life has been a nightmare since September of last year, I sure could use some help if you have anything at all you could spare. Thank you I feel like shit but I love you Vemmo:Scoob84 C/A: Scoobert22
due to these trying times and stressful daily events, i’ve been giving this some careful consideration, and i think i wanna give cough syrup addiction another go
do i have to experience wd 1 thru 39 before i can use 40