This is the only thing every single company does now
anyone want to hear a really unsatisfying song
Bob-omb Battlefield but it's Reversed yet Playing Forwards
YouTube video by George's Music Stash
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"When I said 'vote blue no matter who', I thought it was obvious that doesn't count if they're a Muslim. Could you imagine? I only meant if they hate gay people or harmless stuff like that."
Ah dang it, I failed the Columbo Quick Time Event
columbo screenshots@columboscreens.bsky.social · 7h ago
I love voting blue no matter who but only for more radical candidates.
Bob Crachit's income today, if not adjusted for inflation, would be 15 shillings a week.
They're reinventing my brand to be both familiar but also refreshingly different later this fiscal quarter
sometimes i will laugh at a geography joke in a show that i absolutely do not understand
Hungrybox: does 50983 back airs in a row the smash community: this man is a tactical juggernaut
i am thinking about making $300 million worldwide at the box office this weekend
Scientists have discovered there are two ways people learn new things. There's your method, colloquially known as the 'dumbass method', where you don't really learn the thing at all, and then there's my method, the 'genius method', where you understand everything immediately.
me attempting what is perhaps the worst pickup line in history:
Baudrillard Warned Us@baudrillardwarned.us · 2d ago"Here is a challenge to the female model by way of a female game, a, challenge to the female/woman by way of the female/sign." - Seduction
another day guarding the river you can't go into twice. everyone keeps asking me if they can go into the river again. buddy, you aren't the same man.
Odysseus tweeted "smokin' that shit that makes you forget all your loved ones" a total of 296 times while with Calypso
To be fair, the ancient grimoire filled with accursed magics was like, 96% responsible for my win. But I think we can give a solid 4% to the power of friendship too.
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pixelframe.design@pixelframe.bsky.social · 2d agoThe Bluey Font & Logo Generator has gotten a complete overhaul! Subtitle area added, new background options, refined text and spacing, logo color toggle - also did we mention all the new custom merch you can order of your design? pixelframe.design/bluey/
Telling the waitress "you'd be prettier if you smiled the same amount" and then quickly leaving before she realizes I haven't paid for my meal yet
What good is power when you're too wise to use it?
"When leftists say 'Israel' what they really mean is 'Jews'!" Some of them, yeah. Lots don't.
if someone did this to me I would take it as a threat and act accordingly
mary worth is lit@wilburwurthless.bsky.social · 2y ago
Wario chastising Waluigi for his sloppy casing of the castle:
Ocarina of Time@oot-ebooks.bsky.social · 3d agoAll because of this idiot, they've tightened security at the castle. Wha-ha-hah!