i think julius randle was a cia operative sent to destroy the timberwolves
greta theft autumn
@2007warpedtour.bsky.social
a powerful rat named charles entertainment cheese
Officiant: If anyone present knows of any reason why these two should not be wed— Fan standing up in back of the church: 71 OPS+ by the way
thanks for the kirkaries even though they weren’t so great he bleeds like you only sweeter
playing shortstop for my chemical romance tonight
voter number 23 from minneapolis ward 8 precinct 2 :)
clawing back my tuition money class action lawsuit by class action lawsuit 😤
And it dovetails nicely into teaching them ‘yes the evil man is worth 4 billion dollars and doesn’t want to pay your favorite player’ to poison capitalism for them
Tired: Getting your child a pet to teach them about loss Wired: Making them a fan of a small or to mid market baseball team to teach them about loss
let's take a moment also to celebrate the first absolute meatball down the middle getting fucking crushed. the first woman in pro baseball league history to get her shit rocked
Rodger Sherman@rodger.bsky.social · 2mo agoand Denae Benites hits the first home run in Women's Pro Baseball League history!
so i have been at war with a squirrel that has been trying to break into my apartment for at least 2 years now and today i came home to a scary development. what am i supposed to do now? i genuinely have no idea
they can’t just trade naz reid at 8:30 am on a thursday while i’m at work. i was trying to have a good day
The most KAT thing of all time — he was holding up the walkway off the court because he wanted to share the trophy with Knicks fans, so he stopped and leaned into the stands to let a bunch of them touch it. They reacted like it was the best moment of their lives.
I want KAT to mail Jimmy Butler his finals ring. Fuck Jimmy Butler lamo. Fucking scrub
The Scots found the Boston cop slide @everyone @edsbs.bsky.social @brianmfloyd.bsky.social @cjzero.bsky.social
a rainbow? on twins pride night? groundbreaking
why is the band grayscale looking at my instagram stories
oklahoma city thunder? more like oklahoma city blunder
washington nationals baseball is pushing people to suicide they have to be stopped
eva lucía@evalucia.bsky.social · 5mo ago
i should have called out of work because i’m not getting anything done with this man doing whatever
t’es woke toi 😦🫵 toi t’es un woke left😔🙄 tu supporte les trans pis les pronoms toi 🤨🏳️⚧️ veux-tu savoir mes pronoms? 🥱🔥 mes pronoms? 😳😤 que/bec. fran/çais bar/be/que go/habs/go🍁🏒 bleu pis rose 💙🌹 toi c’est quoi tes pronoms? vas-y dis moj tes pronoms?🧐😪 joe/bi/den? ru/paul? 🤭😒 j’vas prier pour toi 🫤🙏
time for my monthly check in. 4 twins games in a week is a lot, joe ryan still makes me giggle like i’m a tween girl with her first crush, and i’m not looking forward to dealing with brewers fans at moa tomorrow. k bye
the grief is so heavy. the pride for minneapolis and minnesota is endless. we will win. there is going to be a better tomorrow. fuck ICE. fuck DHS.
