Wheeeeeeen the moon's in the sky Gets hit by a spike That's Elon, eh? (ok, I'm logging off now, night night)
Peter Anderson
@zerogeewhiz.bsky.social
Cars, coffee and bad takes. Award-winning writer. Contributor drive.com.au and ABC Sydney and NSW. Owner theredline.com.au & coffeeintransit.com. Vorsprung derp Technik. Confirmed Arctic winter fan. That same boring dude from the other place.
Probably the most idiotic take I've seen in my time on the line is that the 15 Minute City concept is prep for a one world government.
A 93-minute video entitled "Lindsey Graham died in the closet." Who is watching these kinds of things?
Some days you just want to procure a Renault Twingo and go for a long, long drive.
Absolutely loving the Wednesday* afternoon thing of nobody answering their damn phones. *every day all day
You do not gotta hand it to the guy crashing a spaceship into the moon
ANTHROPIC: Our son loves humanity and for the low price of trillions and trillions of dollars will usher in an era of unprecedented peace and prosperity! OPENAI: Our horrible oafish son is hacking web sites without our permission. ANTHROPIC: (eyes narrowing) Our son is also evil
One thing that LinkedIn is good at is posting job ads for Product Owners of things I built years ago that are still going strong. Niche, yes, but it helps me remember I used to be good at drawing boxes.
Given the chance of a rocket "unintentionally" crashing into the moon is about as likely as plucking a single quark out of the air with a pair of rusty pliers, SpaceX is pleased to announce the release of the Infinite Improbability Drive.
“None of you seem to understand. I’m not locked in here with you. You’re locked in here with me!”
Luv 2 arrive at a station with a train due in three minutes only for it to remain due in three minutes for indeterminate minutes.
Blimey in-game ads have become aggressively horrible, haven't they?
When the internet was first around it used to scream at us every time we tried to connect to it. We should have listened.
As always, I stare at these posts and wonder what I've missed. The time. Which is now.
Peter Anderson@zerogeewhiz.bsky.social · 2d agoI'm going to be on ABC Radio Melbourne with Brigitte Duclos to talk about the names folks give their cars. Tune in, stream, hope One Nation gives you preferences.
It's incredible how this guy convinces people he's an engineer or understands anything remotely complicated. I'm a complete dingus and have only ever coded a blink tag (although did hand cut DNS zone files...) but know this is incredibly stupid, on top of all the other terrible things he is.
Max Kennerly@maxkennerly.bsky.social · 2d agoThe richest person in the world, an avowed white supremacist, today again posted "the next step is getting rid of 'source code' entirely and just making an efficient binary directly with AI" because he has no idea how anything works, not even the basics of industries he is in.
I'm going to be on ABC Radio Melbourne with Brigitte Duclos to talk about the names folks give their cars. Tune in, stream, hope One Nation gives you preferences.
Folks, the Kia EV3 GT-Line is excellent and I commend it to you if you've the cash. theredline.com.au/2026-kia-ev3...
2026 Kia EV3 Earth Review
Kia's small EV is a bit of a risk. Not in the sense that it's a compact SUV EV but more in the sense that it's up against some pretty stiff competition from Europe and China. And it might be as good o...
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Hello I have made this due to a mutual having issues with some folks on here forgetting this fact and shouting at him for it. Feel free to use it as a handy PSA x
Pauline Hanson unveils future independent MPs
View from The Hill: Hanson announces One Nation Victorian leader, bans major media outlets
Pauline Hanson formally announced a suite of candidates for the Victorian election, including her lead candidate Warren Pickering, 43, who will run for the seat of Pakenham
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Just listened to Bloomberg’s space reporter who seemed utterly clueless about the realities of SpaceX’s financials. Seems like a job that requires that, tbh.
Just about to go on ABC Radio Sydney with Tom Oriti to talk about dumb door handles. Tune in, stream, go on a podcast with Karl and claim people hate you when it’s quite obvious that’s your brand.
I don't understand how these cabinet secretaries have so much time on their hands. Scratch that. I don't understand how these cabinet secretaries are happy to *be seen* to have this much time on their hands.
The Volatile Mermaid@ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 6d agoI triple checked that this is real yet I still refuse to believe that this is real www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
By expanding my vocabulary I easily doubled my entendres.
(Reassuringly) the president has the zoomies
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3d agoSen. John Kennedy on Trump's blatant reflecting pool lies: "The president says it was caused by vandals. I don't know if he really believes that or it's part of his political messaging or he's just thinking out loud ... he grows anxious when he has an unexpressed thought."
When the train starts moving, everything in the window shifts to the right...
Steffen Rayburn-Maarup@rayburnmaarup.bsky.social · 3d agoI don't think people are ready for this kind of joke yet.
til that herb butter was named after its inventor, Sir Herbert Butter-Knife in 1851. That it coincidentally contains both herbs and butter is just one of those wonderful happy accidents.
Qatar FA coming out and saying they 100% back Infantino is one of those "Thanks lads, but you're not helping" moments for him.
Saturday night has included being shown how Cities: Skylines works by building a whole suburb of Dave Hughes’ investment properties and then flooding them all on purpose.