ethan (gay)
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it's ethan not Ethan he/it i write bits of weird fiction https://3thanguy7.substack.com/ (long) https://3thanguy7aov.substack.com/ (short)
im generally not a terribly competitive person so I am fascinated by my own addiction to deadlock. i think the truest answer to the quandary is that I am absolutely a MOBA guy who was just completely deflected from ever playing a MOBA by the course of my life
For the disembodied entities that dwell in language, the cloth mother and wire mother are best analogized as bouba mother and kiki mother
got a refund for a commission I paid for like a year and a half ago #letsgo
BAGGER: (spilling my groceries on the floor) Oh God. I'm so sorry. This isn't what I'm supposed to do. ME: How are you supposed to do it? MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck. BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.
They turned the friggin' frogs gay. Buy one now at store.theonion.com.
DELTARUNE theory: the introduction guy is gaster bc ANOTHER HIM isn't playing on Spotify for me
being an adult fuckin sucks because you’ll have the worst day ever at work and then have to go grocery shopping and make dinner
> It's an early morning in 2020. > I wake up to get a drink. > A man is in my kitchen. He's from Coke. > He tells me Coke bought the company who makes the high-protein milk I drink. > He tells me to accept this or kill myself. > I sweat nervously
zoiteki |⚡😈 VTuber@zoiteki.bsky.social · 2d ago"StreamElements is now a part of Razer" - Accept - Delete Account Well those are certainly options
No professional accomplishment has ever made me happier than this. theonion.com/translator-o...
Translator Of Original ‘Minions’ Epic Poem Slams ‘Sexless, Bloodless’ Film Adaptation
PHILADELPHIA—In a 4,500-word essay published in Harper’s Magazine, Emily Wilson, known for her popular translation of the Minions epic poem, blasted the latest film Thursday as a “sexless, bloodless” ...
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How to knot a tongue ★such that the speaker cannot lie ★such that the speaker can only lie ★to impel the utterance of rhymes ★to forbid alliteration ★to forbid the utterance of names ★such that the speaker sings
The Ouroboring Company builds cosmic transportation infrastructure. Many vehicles travel through its tunnels, drilled under the world's skin
“honorplace?” says the irradiated mushroom, “honor_place this honor now give honor give us,” Mycelial geist, newly sentient under the haze of green dust; I tap a refusal into the communication pins. “good place honorplace NOW honor come comecome professor underground
Like José Saramago's Blindness, 𝘎𝘰𝘵 𝘠𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘕𝘰𝘴𝘦 thrusts the player into a world where the sudden absence of something we all take for granted has birthed a terrible new modus vivendi. ★★★★★ Category: Baby Body Horror Publisher: Gramma
neotl@ctrlcreep.bsky.social · 4d ago𝘛𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘭𝘦 𝘍𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 is a challenging masterpiece, with high replay value despite its upsetting conclusion. ★★★★★ Category: Surrogate Hunting Play Publisher: Dad
𝘏𝘰𝘱𝘴𝘤𝘰𝘵𝘤𝘩, while its charm is undeniable, has a disappointingly low skill ceiling and very poor level design. ★★☆☆☆ Category: Linear, Story-Based Publisher: Schoolyard
neotl@ctrlcreep.bsky.social · 4d ago𝘛𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘭𝘦 𝘍𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 is a challenging masterpiece, with high replay value despite its upsetting conclusion. ★★★★★ Category: Surrogate Hunting Play Publisher: Dad
𝘛𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘭𝘦 𝘍𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 is a challenging masterpiece, with high replay value despite its upsetting conclusion. ★★★★★ Category: Surrogate Hunting Play Publisher: Dad
neotl@ctrlcreep.bsky.social · 6d agoIts complexity may intimidate, but 𝘗𝘦𝘦𝘬𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘰 rewards gamers with surprising mechanical richness. ★★★★☆ Category: Object Permanence Games Publisher: Mom
𝘏𝘪𝘥𝘦&𝘚𝘦𝘦𝘬 blends suspense with action-adventure mechanics. Its wildly unbalanced gameplay makes for a very thrilling gameplay experience. Sadly, the level design depends entirely on whatever play area is available. ★★★☆☆ Category: Surrogate Hunting Play / Make-believe Publisher: Older cousins
neotl@ctrlcreep.bsky.social · 4d ago𝘛𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘭𝘦 𝘍𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 is a challenging masterpiece, with high replay value despite its upsetting conclusion. ★★★★★ Category: Surrogate Hunting Play Publisher: Dad
deltarune fact: dess is the roaring knight bc all the porn artists draw it with a cute deer ass
i still remember the day after the second trump election when one of my more senior coworkers, one of the smartest people I know, pulled up a chair next to me and said "ethan. im worried about the state of this country"
Jay Willis@jaywillis.net · 5d agoChaperoning a preschool trip to the aquarium and one of the other dads who is vaguely familiar with what I do comes up to me and goes “man I sure hope we get some Nuremberg-style trials at the end of all this”
Chaperoning a preschool trip to the aquarium and one of the other dads who is vaguely familiar with what I do comes up to me and goes “man I sure hope we get some Nuremberg-style trials at the end of all this”
deltarune theory: dess is the knight and uses they/it pronouns outside of knighthood. hence the knights pronouns
