Crowe
@notthelasttime.bsky.social
sorry I can’t go out I’m hanging out with my tortoise https://archiveofourown.org/users/notthelasttime/works
Alright, it was suggested to me that I actually crowdfund the out of pocket cost for the lumbar MRI since my insurance keeps denying the day before the appt even w/ it as an important order. I will have more info in the replies as well. I was honestly hesitant but... ko-fi.com/portaltohades
I have an art book for #tyreecomic ! It's 62 pages at $10! Not only does it have art but I have some brief guides into my page process as well. There is even stuff I havent released publicly in it! It's a great way to support me currently and get a glimpse into my obsession ko-fi.com/s/f5c5cebbd6
I have two bottles of champagne in my fridge right now one for when It happens and two was supposed to be for when I got a new job but honestly it may be for when I get fired
all my interactions with ai are miserable and nonconsensual. it is the reason my programs are running slowly, why my weather report is inaccurate, why I always get connected to the wrong department of any automated call service. I would pay a lot of money to be rid of it.
Guys like this don’t realize that they are the freak
BOURDAIN (voiceover): I found myself surrounded by discarded objects. An empty soda can, a dead battery. Life becomes death. But death can become life. The simmering pot with its spicy aroma in front of me is proof. BOURDAIN: What's in this dish? ME: Pikmin BOURDAIN: Pikmin. Oh man that's good.
wipwed everyone pls share your wips since today already sucks here is my reijean
you ever see a price so high that it makes you feel actively insulted. like oh so we're making jokes now. $12 for 5 pre frozen shrimp dumplings. go into the comedy club and get up on the stage and tell your jokes to somebody else
'You'll choke too' - an aerial embroidery landscape inspired by all the wildfires happening right now... I'm upset every time I smell smoke outside and somehow we have people starting them maliciously too! But we all breathe the same air so they'll choke too (1/2 - see thread for close-ups)
I'm working through several more Felix + pet sketches and I could not be more enthused please give me more Felix + pet sketches to do: 🐈⬛ contribute $20+ to Crowe's gfm ⚔️ email a screenshot and pictures of the pet in question to lazulila@tuta.com* 💙 profit
gift commission for @notthelasttime.bsky.social courtesy of @lacunalore.bsky.social, who requested Felix + the Pickle Man himself. I was all too happy to accept. >:) #ratmom-von-esteban
the condensed version of my day is that i took a call from someone and followed the exact notes i had written down for this situation from training and then a supervisor messaged me almost immediately after to tell me i did it completely wrong and thats not how we're supposed to handle those calls
make your protagonist bald. i calculate this will save you at least eight hours planning time (because you don't have to choose a hair colour) and ten hours writing time (because you don't have to describe hair)
have boxes of hair dye stashed under my sink for times like these
it's called fortune's weave bc it's gonna cost a fortune to get seteth a new weave
the saxophones are indeed getting louder as my only possible option for additional training at this job... is to take phone calls in front of a group of people. cool! thanks for the support. as I will soon be unemployed feel free to drop requests for what fic updates you want gofund.me/d9240de69
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all my friends should be unemployed and have all the time in the world while also mysteriously having enough money to live comfortably
screaming “there is good in this world, Mr. Frodo, and it’s worth fighting for” until my throat bleeds
Massachusetts farm installs 832 solar panels above berry fields, and the berries grown underneath turned out sweeter and juicier and could change the future of American farming - The Economic Times share.google/GDGqQBgisqhG...
I thought my crashout about today and the job was over but no I just got newly upset all over again except now I already have a headache and itchy eyes from crying
I got non alcoholic Negroni spritz’s (to try and calm my mood with a nice night but I can’t mix booze and my emergency anxiety meds) and I got carded??? I was like… I mean ok and I have my ID and all but the package literally has “NON ALCOHOLIC 0% ALCOHOL” plastered all over it
being an adult fuckin sucks because you’ll have the worst day ever at work and then have to go grocery shopping and make dinner
I think the worst part of having such bad social anxiety is that it doesn’t matter that I have the backing of therapy and meds and an official diagnosis, when I’m at work going “I cannot answer a phone call that I’m undertrained for in front of a group of people I will cry” I just look like a child
looking at my stack of books like hmmm I want to read one of these but I want it to like. be reijean.
whenever I catch pickle on his ramp to take a nap upstairs I start yelling PICKLE ON DA RAMP while he looks at me in confusion
the ao3 tradition where they release the top 100 ships of the year with gender and race data and have extremely mean battles over whose fanfic is the most ethical is one of my favourite traditions on the internet
i cut off like a full foot of hair and got lots of texture and layers and it feels great but i do also kind of look like steven tyler from the 70s