I guarantee that if you got three random dogs in a room and tried to get them to wear headphones for 90 seconds you would end up with something genuinely funny and not awful like this
New dispatch from Hell:
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ESTRAGON: I can't go on like this. VLADIMIR: That's what you think.
I guarantee that if you got three random dogs in a room and tried to get them to wear headphones for 90 seconds you would end up with something genuinely funny and not awful like this
New dispatch from Hell:
Todd Blanche having his conformation vote at 4:00 AM tells you everything you need to know about how Republicans in Congress operate. They reserve their most toxic moves for the dead of night.
CO GOP Gov candidate Victor Marx got caught taking illegally large campaign contributions, so he told supporters to funnel unlimited money to him through a new online merch site. He wouldn't tell us who ran or it where the money is going... so we bought some merch to find out...
Your little oopsie "mistakes" had me worrying for a year of my life about my partner going to jail for up to a decade based on lies likely fed to you by the top of the federal government. Show everyone what you're covering up in these emails and texts. There's a reason you don't want them released.
Boutros acknowledges 'mistakes' in 'Broadview 6' case but says sanctions, special counsel aren't needed
Chicago's top federal prosecutor noted in a court filing that his office has already dropped charges in the case, implemented “robust root-cause changes” and started the process of reviewing over 1,00...
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if LLMs suddenly disappeared, the worst engineers at my company would suddenly stop breaking the build what do I need to sacrifice, and to which of the gods
Guys like this don’t realize that they are the freak
Susan Collins announcing she'll vote against a controversial nominee is basically the moment it becomes clear that nominee will be confirmed. It means Thune has enough votes to confirm, and thus, Collins gets a pass to look independent.
Decision Desk HQ projects Abdul El-Sayed wins the Michigan US Senate Democratic Primary #DecisionMade: 8:35 AM EDT
Depicting Jewish people with horns is a centuries-old, dehumanizing, antisemitic trope. Democratic Gov nominee Phil Weiser is outspoken about his mother’s birth in a Nazi concentration camp, his family members killed in the Holocaust, and the threat posed by antisemitism today.
One like one random DOE/NNSA story 🤷♂️⚛️
One like one random AF story
not every band shows up to the radio session and throws down a song from a one-sided 12" that was available in an edition of 1000, but the mountain goats do
@themountaingoats.bsky.social Crows! Crows! Crows! www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNmL...
Why did you unblock me, exactly?
The immigrant union troops who defended their adopted country from slaver traitors are in fact, proof of concept of American higher ideals having nothing to do with “blood” or “heritage” or whatever cowardly euphemism is in vogue among these pathetic losers
the boys are back in town. in their exile, they were spared the curse that destroyed us. their tongues remember the words that built the tower. they stand above us like kings, their machinations spoken in the language of angels. is this what god intended. is this our true punishment
NEW: CO GOP Gov candidate Victor Marx is soliciting unlimited contributions, appearing to openly defy campaign finance law Campaign finance attorneys call Marx's plan unprecedented and "patently illegal" Marx's campaign won't say where the money is going www.9news.com/article/news...
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Colorado GOP Gov candidate Victor Marx's campaign did not respond to our questions about his self-described demon hunting. Our report was based on 100+ hours of his public comments over 20 years. Marx has now posted a statement saying the report was biased and mocked his faith.
Excuse me? Mr. Falconer? If you could please get your bird under control, he appears to be getting further away
Victor Marx's $7.5M/yr ministry pitches his exorcisms as the solution for homosexuality, murder, even low self-esteem. I reviewed 100+ hours of Marx's sermons and speaking gigs for an in-depth look at the demon hunter who wants to be Colorado's Governor. www.9news.com/article/news...
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The New York Times wouldn't let me write about the Age of Diarrhea so I had to do it myself.
Welcome to the Age of Diarrhea
The future is not knowing what ails you
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welcome to the Age of Diarrhea
Inbox: @schiff.senate.gov Introduces Bill to Improve Transparency of Paid Influencers Promoting Political Campaigns Yes, please. www.schiff.senate.gov/wp-content/u...
Ever wonder why there were so many Christian hardcore bands in the 2000s? I have for years, and it turns out, the answer was more complicated than I thought! (Read: I wound up writing, like, 3,000 words about the culture wars.) www.thefringe.blog/p/the-story-...
Why Are There So Many Christian Metalcore Bands?
How bands like Underoath, The Devil Wears Prada, Norma Jean, and more conquered a corner of the hardcore scene.
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We show great loyalty To the hard times we've been through
I’d be surprised if we don’t see this in colorado cd1 this year.
A dark money campaign is offering influencers $1,500 per post to attack Abdul El-Sayed and support Haley Stevens. Same exact dollar figure that was paid to attack @katmabu.bsky.social (Nobody ever found out who was paying for that campaign.) Gross, lazy and above all cynical shit.
Yes, the Problems are bad, but this is no time for radical things like Solutions
literally just go! hadestown is one of the best shows I’ve ever seen, and I’ve seen a lot of theatre. if they managed to capture even a fraction of the magic of the original broadway cast, it will be amazing.
No one is lying about the Hadestown proshot, folks. It is incredible and, yes, quite possibly the best proshot I’ve seen. Do not miss it. It’s only out for a week, and I don’t know that we know yet if and where it will have a life after this.
NEW: The Colorado Secretary of State's Office is seeking penalties against GOP Gov candidate Victor Marx's campaign for accepting illegal campaign contributions in excess of the legal limit (197 donors, $78k) and not returning those donations.