I want to go to biblical hell because I deserve a vacation from capitalist hell

I’m sitting next to two strangers who are bonding over their love for some band named “tool”

Don’t make me libpost

ICE agents are now being given electric keese wings I don’t even. I can’t even. I literally guys. Can’t even. I’m about to do a “this is NOT normal” post. I’m not a liberal I promise. I have gloves that keep my fingies warm. Someday I am going to die. I hope to go to hell.

I voted. Time to get wasted

I Fucked Jake Altman’s Mom. Here’s Why That Matters.

officer, that is my legally registered oscar mayer wiener

#Film89PosterOfTheDay No.3164 He-Man and the Masters of the Universe (1983-1985) (Artist: @johndunnart.bsky.social) Directors: Various

Going to legally change my last name to Christ

have you guys ever heard about my lord and savior?

I call it crapitalism. establishing my brand here. i'm a politics account

classic metalcore that I used to play in my ford escort when I was delivering pizza in highschool

Unearth - The Great Dividers (OFFICIAL VIDEO)

YouTube video by Metal Blade Records

youtu.be

“what if there was a band called the chariot but they were christian but what if they were a little bit boring” -the guy writing pipe bomb albums

we should all be allowed a short preview of death at a certain point in life. one small sample to see what we’re missing out on

there’s a lot of different types of guys out there and they’re all Pretty Cool

Pounding a gatorade so i can keep crying

diarrhea will henceforth be known as shitmaxxing

anybody who has two first names can suck my big fat ass

‎@3motion3ngin3.bsky.social · 2w ago

christopher nolan is a fucking hack

I’m glad I resisted washing my car for the past 3 months because it is finally raining outside

What language does your chicken cluck?

i'm really sorry to post this twice within 24 hours but shit just got worse and i urgently need to ask for assistance thank you for your patience

speedy@deathofspeedy.myatproto.social · 3w ago

hi. i'm sorry but with all my medical expenses and utilities increase this month i need to ask for help. i'm short on rent and i need to pay on time this month. thank you to everyone for being so generous. this economy and health care system is crushing me. please help if you can ty for reading

it’s so hard being this jaded an exhausted contemplating a lifetime full of regrets with such a gorgeous youthful face. nobody’s buying it.

extinction is forever

remember when Joanna Newsom, Greg Saunier and Zach Hill recorded an album together?

Nervous Cop - Nervous Cop (2003)

YouTube video by Gonzalo Gonzalo

youtube.com

time to eat 60mg of thc gummies & see what happens

Been trying to articulate this on the show for years and he just comes out and says it

once I saw a post of gen z making fun of millennials and someone qted it saying something like "alright motherfucker tell me which of these download buttons will give me the torrent instead of a virus" on an absolutely nightmare torrent tracker page and I think about that a lot

I just saw an ad that said “kindness hits different”