601billionlazer

@601billionlazer.bsky.social

(they/she) non-binary, ADHD | I’m an independent artist and SiIvaGunner team member. Also TimmyTurnersGrandDad and Vavr backroom. | Some likes may be 18+, but never reposts. Follow at your own risk!

TEXAS? We're going to TEXAS? We're going to Texas in search of religious tolerance? That's like trying to find religious tolerance in Texas. That's like trying to get Sneakers O'Toole to get Sneakers O'Toole to take his sneakers off. I am absolutely not taking my sneakers off! I will not be taking m

Getting to heaven Me: “so can I ask you about secrets of the universe now?” God: “sure, shoot.” Me: “aliens?” God: “not real.” Me: “Bigfoot?” God: “nah.” Me: “are any cryptids real?” God: *taking a drag from a cigarette* “muppets.” Me: “muppets are alive?” God: “fucked up, right?”

played the most ridiculous game of dbd where our gabriel had such a bad internet connection that he wound up spending like 3 minutes cleansing a dull totem to use strength in shadows. like I can't even be mad, its so tragic that it wraps back around to being hilarious.