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Adorable Dog Mayor of Small Town Approves Data Center
BARKLEY, Ore. — Residents gathered Tuesday evening outside Town Hall to protest Mayor Waffles, a five-year-old dog, after he approved a controversial... Read the full masterpiece
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There’s a guy on TikTok who posts just him taking a pizza out of the oven every day with tongs and all of the comments are about how their day is ruined from having watched this
When did “War on Terror” get the “Global” prefix? I don’t remember people using that in the 2000s
Forgot I screenshotted this Andor edit ages ago because they misspelled “which” in the transcription of the voiceover and I thought these stills were hilarious out of context
28 years later and we bone temple like we’re cheating on each other WITH each other. This is nothing. Both too little and too late. What’s the fucking point
let me call you back boss I’m with a custoid right now [hangs up] i’ve been dreaming of ways to serve you.
(acting in American Psycho but I forgot my lines) wow... business card.... a perfect rectangle... white, with words on it... All the key information is on here Jared Leto: (also forgot his lines) Plus it has Dope Handfeel as well
Got yelled at on the comms for sucking at Marathon. I see how it’s frustrating that I suck but I don’t think that warrants yelling
"the graphics have caught up with our imagination" is intended as a compliment but is inadvertently damning of the whole project. Yeah, the imagination of Halo no longer exceeds a high-resolution tree. Cool.
Average IG post I send to my gf: video of a man buying a carton of milk but he’s speaking in an incomprehensible made-up dialect Average post she sends to me: pic of a mouse standing on a butter knife, captioned “knipe”
Because those are the most important things in the world
Seth Masket@smotus.bsky.social · 2w agoWhy does a summer action film about dinosaurs and computer kids and chaos theory have the most moving score that’s ever been written
cyclospora is unable to infect buffalo wings with a big side of blue cheese. something to keep in mind
Sirens, huh...? If only there were a way I could listen to their song *without* walking into the sea... Hmmm, maybe I could listen to their song *without* walking into the sea... Maybe this rope could help... but how...? I want to listen to their song, but if I do, I'll walk into the sea...