guy who invented texas roadhouse: we'll have really good steak but absolutely awful ambiance i want it loud i want people to feel like they're babysitting 20 toddlers
how long do we think it'll take for tubi to suck? i give them 1 year
sorry i cant today, im going to spend my time liking hate comments on instagram
not to say something we already know but oh my fucking god. the price of groceries is so bad.
queening out with the woman who called me to schedule my MRIs. i love womanhood
seeing halloween decor everywhere when its 100 degrees outside is so weird. on the bright side, i can dress slutty for halloween without getting cold i guess
i unfollowed kennedy davenport on instagram. its a sad day.
gaining weight: 🙂 gaining weight in the right places: 😀 but none of my clothes fit me anymore: 😬 and clothes is expensive: ☹️
god i wish i was on isle delfino right now
DOKI DOKI CRT PIXEL@crtpixel.bsky.social · last mo.SUPER MARIO SUNSHINE NINTENDO EAD 2002 GAMECUBE
*exhausted, through tears* and if youuu cann belieeeeve it,
DONT watch dvds or vhs with me. ill force us to watch the ads in the beginning (its nostalgic for me)
*exhausted, through tears* and if youuu cann belieeeeve it,
sorry for being so absent i've been busy with my minecraft world
i dont think ive ever had tofu that wasn't extra firm. is extra firm the standard for tofu? i dont think something with the word "extra" in the name should be considered the standard
love them or loathe them, there's one thing you can't deny about the Argentinian football team: they're a bunch of cunts
if there's a draw maybe both countries can take turns having the world cup. like divorced parents
shakira looking like the sexy fish from shark tale my goodness
seeking healthcare as a woman is really easy actually! you first have to try 12 different things that aren't even approved to treat your condition in hopes that they somehow maybe help your symptoms in some way. once you've tried and hated them all, they MIGHT consider you for surgery.
your wheelchair user friends see your jokes about gregg abbott btw i hope y'all know
turns out they didn't give a shit about women's sports
I’m saddened to announce the passing of my work colleague, The Zodiac Killer. While we were often on opposing sides of the business, I always enjoyed his silly little scavenger hunts.
there are people keeping crumbl in business. isn't that scary
when i became chronically ill they didn't warn me that i would start groaning constantly. this chronic illness shit has me moaning like a minecraft zombie.
i want to hear one of the love island contestants say "conscience"