Outlook search can't find an email with a direct word search for a URL received yesteday and puts emails from two weeks ago as the top results for the sender of what I need. Unbelievably worthless product

my new ob/gyn is in the old Playboy HQ, where I famously interned before forming coherent politics

I know SpongeBob is ostensibly the hero of the show, but more often than not his naïveté gets in the way

his team name is also his age that’s so cute 💕🫶🏀

Ian Rapoport@rapsheet.bsky.social · 2w ago

Per Shams Charania, LeBron James is signing with the Philadelphia 76ers.

well well well www.etonline.com/jason-sudeik...

Jason Sudeikis to Pay Olivia Wilde Over $27K a Month in Child Support

The pair's custody dispute had been ongoing for more than a year.

etonline.com

gary’s anatomy@sablaah.bsky.social · 2w ago

ted lasso should be taxed extra. asshole

when u nut but she keep singing

for once I wish there’d be an explosive world peace outbreak 😔

do you think my tomato sandwich is tall enough

what it feels like to be in an uber after the club

DoctorTheopolis@drzaiusbaltar.bsky.social · 2w ago

William Teason

my pfp was taken in Spain so this is huge for me. congratulations to me and anyone else who went to Spain once

shakira rocks. she shouldn’t have to pay taxes

my husband won’t stop saying “the ʷᶦᶜᵏᵉᵈly talented Yamine Lamal”

last day you can appreciate this joke. it’s a shame soccer goes away forever tomorrow but it was fun while we had it

gary’s anatomy@sablaah.bsky.social · 4w ago

football is a game of inches. but soccer is a game of feet! haha hope you’re having fun tonight

I was joking to my husband before we got to this play, “they’re gonna have a blue slushee cocktail in a souvenir cup.” and guess what.

ohhhh ok everything is starting to make sense

to the joker, THE ODYSSEY is THE NORMALCY

people would rather line up to see THE ODYSSEY than restore NORMALCY to our nation’s politics 😤

losing my mind at how ruthless this sentence is

Diarrhea this, diarrhea that. Did you know if you die in the Matrix, you diarrhea life?

went away from my desk to eat my salad. didn’t want the embarrassment. everyone thinking “this girl’s about to have explosive diarrhea.” imagining me on the toilet. pitying me before it even happens. humiliating.

The Amazing World of Tomorrow

she lindsey on my graham til a certain part of me literally blows up

I can’t tell you how I’ll celebrate, what I’ll eat, what I’ll drink, or who will be there. all I can tell you is this: I will celebrate so much I’ll need medical leave from work

at da gay beach where the vibes are impeccable

It’s like when your food is taking a long time to come out so your server brings some free bread to apologize for the wait.

Pausa de Hidratación? more like VAR is my Causa de Agravación!!

i blame this bald fucking pedant. reddit mod mentality

big boy goal when