Investing in #Browns loss gear is always a good investment.
Abby 🧠 Someone@abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 1h agoLooks like I get to wear my new sweatshirt tonight.
Abby 🧠 Someone
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Voted most likely to make inappropriate jokes at a funeral. Here for the laughs but sometimes I get suckered into the politics. NOLA made me who I am, but The CLE has my heart. Fan of the Browns, Guards & Saints. Flagrant overuse of gifs and F💣s.
Abby 🧠 Someone@abbysomeone1.bsky.social · 1h ago
The Browns giveth, the Browns taketh away. #MissedPA
Impressive response. Methinks a humbled apology is coming from KC.
Yashar Ali 🐘@yasharali.bsky.social · 2h agoThe Brooklyn store Kelly Clarkson criticized on Twitter yesterday has responded with a statement.
Would this be the Browns Brownsing? Adding for a friend.
The Guardians can handle bad weather better than the Browns. 🤷♂️
-I embezzled money at work. -This isn’t taxicab confessions, I’m just a driver. -I’m bisexual. -Seriously, I’m just a driver. -I fucked my sister. -Jfc.
And then there’s Jose. CLE baseball history is lousy with great players leaving. Belle, Manny, Thome, Sabathia, Lindor. Not Jose. He *chose* to stay here. In Cleveland. And he never quits. Legend.
You're invited to the Bluesky Halloween Party. Show off your costume. 🎃
Madeline Kahn as the Bride of Frankenstein
ALT: Madeline Kahn as the Bride of Frankenstein
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🍺Leader of the Garage People@thegaragepeople.bsky.social · 7h agoYou're invited to the Bluesky Halloween party. Show off your costume. 🎃
Oh my god LOL so many people are going to do this and it’s going to end badly
The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 20h agoThis seems like a very bad idea
[sitting around campfire] *flashlight to face* before cellphones, friends just showed up at your home unannounced *one kid pukes* *another faints*
I love this response to @sophianyx.bsky.social latest challenge of combining two movie titles. I just keep picturing the disco dead dancing! 🕺 🧟♂️
Crimson King@crimsonking.bsky.social · 3d agoBoogie Nights of the Living Dead
I need a #Browns edition of this.
Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist@nameshiv.bsky.social · 2d agoyesterday I was doing some research for a thing and in the process I discovered that this century there have been more instances of people surviving falls off the Grand Canyon than there have been instances of the Mariners making the playoffs
Anyone that tunes into this Hegseth snuff film is a fucking ghoul.
Axios@axios.com · 3d agoDefense Secretary Pete Hegseth says the public will be able to watch the Fort Hood shooter's execution
You know how America’s worst governor DeSantis was involved in stealing $10 million from a Florida welfare assistance program and using it to fight the marijuana legalization initiative? Well, the grand jury report is going to the shredder, like the Epstein files did. www.cbsnews.com/miami/news/a...
Florida appeals court orders Hope Florida grand jury report expunged, rejects key findings
A Florida appeals court ordered the Hope Florida grand jury report fully expunged, ruling the grand jury overstepped its authority.
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It's truly no wonder the aliens are only interested in probing our anal cavities.
Jess Calarco@jessicacalarco.com · 3d agoIt's telling that men would rather try to invent tech to replace humans' role in caregiving than step up as equal partners in parenting. Telling, that is, in that it shows how financial capitalism and patriarchy work together to dissuade men from doing "unprofitable" labor, like the work of care.
Please @stjuderesearch.bsky.social *FOR THE LOVE OF GOD* stop sending notepads to donors all the time!! YOU'RE WASTING MY ANNUAL DONATION!
This is the exact revelation I needed for the holidays.🫡
Mariana Z@mariana057.bsky.social · 4d agoEssential oil people: Which oil would help to calm down my family??? Eucalyptus? Chloroform? It’s chloroform, isn’t it??
Share a fictional character you wouldn't want to f*ck with.
Beth Dutton: I'm The Bigger Bear
ALT: Beth Dutton: I'm The Bigger Bear
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Artist Formerly Known As Whoopty-Hell 🦋@fanoftheland13.bsky.social · 4d agoShare a fictional character you wouldn't want to f*ck with