why is jacinta trying to harvest all my genders with this census
congratulations to australian pole vaulter kurtis marschall! he also won or did something idk thats not important
the ATO is mere days away from holding me down and pumping me full a $1000+ and i will receive it so willingly and gladly
i want to go to my disgusting house and brush my piece a fuck cat
total list of physical touch experienced in july 2026: 🤝 shook a man’s hand 🤝 shook a different man’s hand 🫸 coworker put her hand on my back trying to peek over my shoulder at a newspaper
going to the gym more makes me wake up horny and hard!!!!
the maxibon stopper go and getter is stopping me from going to get a maxibon
told a dude i’ve been talking to that i want to go on a country drive / pub lunch date and he unmatched me
In China everyone has a house and taro ice cream flavored cigarettes. I YEARN FOR GUANGZHOU
does the VLC unicorn represent gooners and gender deviants
i feel like i haven’t had a grievance in a while, no coworkers acting up, no real estate trying to fuck my life up… kinda miss the fight
there’s a dude in my town whose grindr says “mixed ethnicity” and it’s because he’s half italian
two different friends have suggested i mark them down as my superannuation beneficiary
what’s a normal number of times a week for a man to get a quarter chicken chips and two salads box combo from the local charcoal chicken?
i can't believe the estrogenophobes were filmed with practical effects and forced perspective, i feel like i need to go see it again now
📢 reminder that scream 7 ending works if you hate women 📢