to carry out your duties you have been issued with (1) Greasy Keyboard & Mouse
Hey I made a plague doctor fish to tend to your ailments 🤍 goodnight
SOURCE: friday has launched a devastating strike on its mortal enemy of work
my neighbors call the tree service guys ‘the plug’ and call them 50 times while they’re on their way over to cut down all their trees
garbage man playing Rihanna - We Found Love at max volume on his phone speaker as he operates the truck’s bin arm
Characters for tabletop night. Saturn Hansen, resurrected bassist and hellhound Juliana Dust, resurrected witch burned at the stake Acheron, First War veteran turned mercenary of hell
(‘it’s just a little cough’ voice) it’s just a little explosive diarrhea
when i lay on the couch a new personality called Dr. Supino takes over my body
(golf announcer voice) He’s been in bed since 10. *90 second pause* Golly we’ve never seen a guy so good at this.
They suspended me because they didn't want you to see this.
source: pad thai inbound, expected to reach my gullet within 30 minutes
wake up. sit perfectly still. eat. sit perfectly still. eat. sit perfectly still. eat. sit perfectly still. go to bed. wake up. sit perfectly still
my Wrangler Husband is filling our house with rubber ducks and wants an ‘open relationship’
Productive Outs@productiveouts.bsky.social · 2w agoSOURCE: The San Diego Padres have signed third-round pick, collegiate catcher Wrangler Husband, to an $1.08 million deal. Slot value was $808.1k.