imagining lunch. then executing a plan for lunch. finally, eating lunch. this is what they’re hiding from you
Keep forgetting I’m not at work and washing my hands after using the bathroom
snake, these chemical compounds are called surfactants. their primary use is in soaps and detergents, where they increase the solubility of fat and dirt particles in water by decreasing the surface tension between two liquids, a liquid and a gas, or a liquid and a solid. sound familiar?
this web site is cool because you can find out about people who have time to follow 471K accounts
huge snake with a my neighbor-sized blob poking out sideways from its abdomen
it’s time to stop reacting to the news and start reacting to your children who need their father
I love all asters. Nothing saves their best for last like asters.
surely buying this AI-generated merch (60% OFF) will show them! take that!
haters can’t comprehend this. haters are in their little sealed boxes with the windows closed shaking with rage
using a crane to move my neighbor’s 12 ft. skeletons into lewd positions
told my neighbor he has a beautiful wise husky dog and he didn't say thank you so i headbutted them both
i remember 9/11.. i was in high school spanish class thinking about boobs and weed before and after the planes hit
you’re looking deciduous bro. what i’m saying is you’re literally bald
acquiring more and more pillows until my neck is at a 270° angle for sleeping
only ‘folding phone’ i know of is when she 🎶call me on my cell phone🎵
what you said: i am busting my ass at work what i heard: work is busting in my ass
