Virgil Abt

@abtnatural.bsky.social

Federal Register Enjoyer. PACER pay-pig since it was 7 cents/page. Knitting theorist. Ancient UNIX and Lisp hackery. Knows the T cycle count for every Z-80 instruction.

Yes, it's a semiquincentennial dollar. Like a state quarter, it will be mixed in with the general distribution of dollar coins. But because dollar coins, unlike quarters, are so rarely used, you're unlikely to see a Trump coin unless a MAGA derp tries to use one to own you.

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Virgil Abt@abtnatural.bsky.social · 10mo ago

His easiest option may be to make it a semiquincentennial coin, which may have a living person on the front (but not the back). All he would have to do is make a bullshit argument that he's "emblematic" to the nation's anniversary and go through some processes controlled by the executive branch.

31 USC 5112(y)(1)(C)
(C) DOLLARS.—The Secretary may, in addition to the coins produced under subsections (r) and (w), mint for issuance during the one-year period beginning January 1, 2026, $1 dollar [sic] coins with designs emblematic of the United States semiquincentennial.

This is incorrect. That language refers only to a specific 2007 commemorative coin program authorized under 31 USC 5112(n). That's why the quote from 31 USC 5112(n)(2)(E) refers to coins minted "under this subsection"—i.e. subsection (n). (It's still outrageous, but it appears to be legal.)

The New Republic@newrepublic.com · 3w ago

This move is technically illegal, as 31 U.S. Code § 5112 proclaims that no coin shall “bear the image of a living former or current President,” until at least two years after their death. trib.al/FTvz6Mn

Right, the highlighted section is self-refuting, but the last two sentences are solid. On April 15, 1888, Le Figaro really did print a devastating summation of Alfred Nobel's life on page one, and in the next day's correction, it said numerous people contacted him about it.

Un homme qu'on ne pourra que très difficilement faire passer pour un bienfaiteur de l'humanité est mort hier à Cannes.
C'est M. Nobel, inventeur de la dynamite.
M. Nobel était Suédois.A man who can hardly be considered a benefactor of humanity died yesterday in Cannes. He was Mr. Nobel, the inventor of dynamite. Mr. Nobel was Swedish.C'est par erreur que les journaux ont annoncé la mort de M. Nobel, inventeur de la dynamite.
C'est son frère qui vient de succomber après une longue maladie.
Quant à l'inventeur de la dynamite, qui habite Paris depuis de longues années, il est en excellente santé et a reçu lui-même hier, dans son hôtel de l'avenue Malakoff, les nombreux amis qui s'étaient effrayés des mauvaises nouvelles données le matin à son sujet.The newspapers mistakenly announced the death of Mr. Nobel, the inventor of dynamite. It is his brother who has just passed away after a long illness. As for the inventor of dynamite, who has lived in Paris for many years, he is in excellent health and yesterday personally received, at his hotel on Avenue Malakoff, the many friends who had been alarmed by the bad news reported about him that morning.

Financial Times has now corrected this bogus headline, from Trump "to be 'forever' exempt from tax audits", to Trump being "granted ‘forever’ immunity from existing tax audits". The document doesn't purport to do anything about enforcement of future years' taxes. www.justice.gov/opa/media/14...

FINANCIAL TIMES

Donald Trump and sons to be 'forever' exempt from tax auditsFINANCIAL TIMES

Donald Trump and sons granted ‘forever’ immunity from existing tax audits
Justice department deal comes day after government set up $1.8bn fund to pay president’s allies hit by alleged ‘lawfare’

Donald Trump said on Monday that he did not play a role in setting up the government fund and knew ‘very little about it’ © Getty Images
Donald Trump and sons granted ‘forever’ immunity from existing tax audits on x (opens in a new window)
Donald Trump and sons granted ‘forever’ immunity from existing tax audits on facebook 

Alex Rogers in Washington

Published May 19 2026May 19 doc signed by Blanche
Carl Quintanilla@carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 3mo ago

“.. What we are talking about is nothing short of the sitting president of the United States looting from the Treasury for his own gain,” she said. @financialtimes.com www.ft.com/content/5733...

Looks like 1st contested hearing in the Cole Tomas Allen (WHCD crasher) case will happen at Noon tomorrow. Judge Faruqui wants a jail official to personally appear and explain the solitary confinement bullshit. Probably also wondering about the earlier Hannibal Lecter bullshit. @joshuajfriedman.com

May 3, 2026

MINUTE ORDER as to COLE TOMAS ALLEN (1): Defendants 20 Motion to Vacate is Denied. The Court has grave concerns about the defendants seemingly unprompted solitary confinement for days and overall conditions of confinement. As such the parties and a representative of the Department of Corrections shall appear in Courtroom 4 at noon on May 4, 2026 to explain the conditions of confinement.Signed by Magistrate Judge Zia M. Faruqui on 5/3/2026. (ztl)
Virgil Abt@abtnatural.bsky.social · 3mo ago

DC jail is using Hannibal Lecter protocols for Cole Tomas Allen. The warden definitely thinks this site has the juice. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

On April 28, 2026, undersigned counsel attempted to meet with Mr. Allen ahead of the detention
hearing set for tomorrow, April 30, 2026. Counsel initially were forced to wait for nearly an hour
for unknown reasons. Despite then being told that they would be able to meet with Mr. Allen in a
private attorney room—as is routine and required for confidential and privileged communications
—DOC staff informed counsel that they would have to meet in what is essentially a public location.
Specifically, Mr. Allen was forced to sit inside of a locked cage in full, five-point restraints, and
speak over a phone—of which there is only one—to be able to confer with counsel. Counsel were
forced to sit in an open, lobby area with jail staff and other attorneys standing nearby who could
overhear the entirety of counsel’s side of the conversation. When counsel asked for an explanation,
Captain Haynie advised that it was “administrative” at the “direction of the Warden.” Counsel
asked if the requirement was related to anything that Mr. Allen did or said while in DOC custody,
and Captain Haynie replied in the negative.

And this order seems to have been granted completely ex parte. There isn't even a certificate of service on file. I also see no indication that petitioner was requesting same-day or any kind of urgent relief. First time I've seen a judge totally out-MAGA the MAGA DOJ.

In case you were worried that the viral post with public-speaking tips from 19th-century coke-fiend Sigmund Freud was fake, I'm quite happy to report that it's legit.

"So, I gave my lecture yesterday. Despite the lack of preparation, I spoke quite well and without any hesitation, which I ascribe to the cocaine I had taken before hand. I told about my discoveries in brain anatomy, all very difficult things that the audience certainly did not understand, but all that matters is that they get the impression that I understand it."
Virgil Abt@abtnatural.bsky.social · 3mo ago

To gather info from around the thread: Crew's note 19 cites a 2015 collection with the German text of the letter transcribed to type; images of the handwritten original are at LoC; and English translations by @brianfairley.bsky.social and by Google are both pretty close to the translation in the OP.